Males and Females

Lost my virginity very awkwardly at the age of fifteen.

Went to a friends house specifically chosen because he lived close to my girlfriend at the time. Her parents weren't at home, never knew why and never asked. We sat on her bed for a while watching tv and I don't even know really, we didn't kiss or anything, we just came to a sudden consensus that it was time to lose our virginity. Pulled her pants and underwear off then awkwardly and apparently painfully rammed my dick in her. There was a bit of blood and she was obviously uncomfortable but I was fifteen and didn't have a single fuck to spare. I flailed around fucking her for maybe two or three minutes... no concept of subtlety or being gentle yet learned. I came inside her and we just kind of looked at each other before she staggered off to the bathroom to clean herself up.

We really didn't talk about it afterward and didn't date much longer. Didn't have sex again until I was seventeen.

The second time was almost as odd as the first. It was in a mall bathroom during school. Our schools basketball team had made the state playoffs and they actually took us to the game. Next to the charleston arena is a big mall and they let us go there before the game. I had been spending a lot of time with a slutty, tall blonde from the dance line. I talked her into letting me fuck her in the bathroom in a stall. She was actually the same height as me so she kind of bent over and held the wall and we made it work. Again, I came inside a girl with no form of protection. Dumb kid was me.

Didn't feel the slimy wet happiness of a vagina again until after graduation but at that point it became much easier, it seemed.
 
I remember when I lost my virginity my girlfriend used a red condom. I didn't know it was red until after I came and pulled out and looked down at my dick thinking I had mutilated her pussy. We banged for a good 45 minutes or so. She was super loud too. It was hot.
 
I couldn't really finish inside my first time, so I pulled it out and jerked it for 10 seconds and onto her tits. Does that make me a pussy?
 
Those colored condoms are mainly what I use too...Planned parenthood gives them away by the barrel.

I lost my virginity to the fattest, ugliest woman Ive ever dated/been with.

I was 15 or 16, put the condom on inside out, it got stuck inside her and I freaked out and never spoke to her again.
 
Fair enough. On which side of the border does skull fucking fall?

Still virgin. But at least you got serious head.

Those colored condoms are mainly what I use too...Planned parenthood gives them away by the barrel.

I lost my virginity to the fattest, ugliest woman Ive ever dated/been with.

I was 15 or 16, put the condom on inside out, it got stuck inside her and I freaked out and never spoke to her again.

Sounds like a regular day for Monoxide :lol:
 
The idea that penetration is required to lose ones virginity is kinda odd to me (the whole concept of losing ones virginity is an archaic concept anyways.) Are lesbians who never use strap ons or any kind of device to penetrate forever doomed to be virgins despite having sex?
 
I too lost my virginity without a condom. The first time I didn't last long but we banged again 30 minutes later and it was grand.
 
The idea that penetration is required to lose ones virginity is kinda odd to me (the whole concept of losing ones virginity is an archaic concept anyways.) Are lesbians who never use strap ons or any kind of device to penetrate forever doomed to be virgins despite having sex?

I think genital-to-genital contact is the necessary condition.
 
Mine was pretty great. I was 17, girlfriend was 18. We had been dating about 8 months and had already done everything up to intercourse to that point. It was probably a good move to wait a relatively long time, since everything went great, in spite of having to use the back seat of a car. I couldn't orgasm because I wasn't used to the feel of a condom, so that just let us for as long and as many positions as the back of a car allows.

Have you guys passed this around to the ladies in your lives? http://orgasmhowto.com/
 
So today LG purchased her plane ticket to the Midwest. She's moving out of her apartment in Maine right now and will spend the next couple weeks with me in Boston before moving in with me for the Spring semester in Iowa City, where she'll look for work (unless she finds something better in Chicago).

This will be the first time I've cohabited with a partner in some sort of official capacity since Psychobitch three years ago. Maddy and I had lived together for most of last summer and that seemed to work out quite well, especially since we both had jobs.

This will still be a test, since I'll be very busy with all the responsibilities of being a grad student, and it's imperative that she find a job to keep herself occupied while I myself work.

She's delighted to see more of you from the region, and the superior metal scene in Chicagoland. Wish us luck!