Males and Females

[Eligos]

Excellent news, Jeremy. I wish all LDR's went as well as yours. Good luck!

 

[Zephyrus]

Thanks. Having the first year of the relationship be long-distance was a real blessing in disguise. It ensured that none of the time we spent together was taken for granted. Now things have solidified and, as I said, we've proven we can transition to short-distance pretty easily. She's been the most mature of all those I've dated hitherto, because she has had just as much dating experience as I've had. We could call all our previous partners rehearsals for the main event.

 

[Matt]

PP returns from Florida today! I'm a sucker and going to go to his apartment to do his dishes, tidy up and turn the heat on before he arrives.

You are like the ideal GF. Are Asians the way to go then?

 

[King Richard]

Stop calling your girl your "partner" ffs. Is she secretly a dude or something?

 

[Mort Divine]

Stop calling your girl your "partner" ffs. Is she secretly a dude or something?

"Girlfriend" seems childish, they're not married so "wife" doesn't work, ... what is wrong with partner?

 

[Lateralus14]

Sometimes people can refer to their counterpart as a partner in a heterosexual situation, I suppose. However, if they've really dated like a year, it does sound kinda gay.

Really fucking gay, as a matter of fact.

 

[Lateralus14]

How is girlfriend childish exactly?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Because girlfriends have cooties, partners have STDs.

 

[Zephyrus]

For a year I had a roommate who was a huge marriage-equality advocate and she made an impression on my use of sexuality vocabulary. Regardless, the gender neutrality of the term makes it a more convenient word to use grammatically, especially in the sentence I wrote above, where I said simply "partners" when referring to my former girlfriends and LG's former boyfriends collectively.

 

[Zephyrus]

Also, 'partner' is devoid of the diminutive grammar surrounding traditional relationship vocabulary that of course was always designed to designate a hierarchy, while 'partner' has the immediate connotation of equality.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I prefer pussy pocket or hole.

 

[KafkaX]

Fuckhole is a much better word.

 

[Lateralus14]

Also, 'partner' is devoid of the diminutive grammar surrounding traditional relationship vocabulary that of course was always designed to designate a hierarchy, while 'partner' has the immediate connotation of equality.

What are you

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I really do believe he's a droid; along with Ein and Dak.

 

[AllShallFall]

You are like the ideal GF. Are Asians the way to go then?

 

[King Richard]

For a year I had a roommate who was a huge marriage-equality advocate and she made an impression on my use of sexuality vocabulary. Regardless, the gender neutrality of the term makes it a more convenient word to use grammatically, especially in the sentence I wrote above, where I said simply "partners" when referring to my former girlfriends and LG's former boyfriends collectively.

Also, 'partner' is devoid of the diminutive grammar surrounding traditional relationship vocabulary that of course was always designed to designate a hierarchy, while 'partner' has the immediate connotation of equality.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Fuckhole is a much better word.

I still prefer to refer to bitches as "slam pieces" and oral sex as "dome."

 

[Lateralus14]

Wouldn't that make you think about slam death metal though? And thus result in headaches and frequent vomiting?

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Wouldn't that make you think about slam death metal though? And thus result in headaches and frequent vomiting?

 

[Zephyrus]

Rick, it's my job as a philologist to worry about those things, so you don't have to.