Males and Females

[juxtaposed girl]

I think pda in general is weird and rude. A quick kiss, cool, maybe arms around eachother when you're walking sometimes, but anything more and you not only make other people uncomfortable, you're probably making your partner and yourself physically uncomfortable.

Same thing with sleeping too, actually. I dont know how couples can spoon all night, we both spread out in our space and have our arms touching or something. Comfort over possession.

I just spend most of the night covering my bf's head with the duvet trying to silence his god awful snoring! :/

 

[Master_Yoda77]

There's a picture hanging in Schmidt's house of him wearing his football uniform, short hair and significantly less body fat. It's adorable and needs to be posted here.

I found an even younger one from when I first started playing football at the age of like 10.

And yeah, I'm a cunt destroyer.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

And yeah, I'm a cunt destroyer.

Lol yes, im sure youve destroyed a fair few in your time haha

 

[Zephyrus]

I believe the count is still at 1.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's actually zero until he posts pics

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I found an even younger one from when I first started playing football at the age of like 10.

And yeah, I'm a cunt destroyer.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

I believe the count is still at 1.

His hand doesnt count tho

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I believe the count is still at 1.

1/1 bro

 

[romanticism]

What exactly determines the "/1"? I'm not entirely sure it's a reliable statistic.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

My next door neighour is a cunt *grimaces at typin that word* can u destroy him for me? I'll pay u

 

[juxtaposed girl]

What exactly determines the "/1"? I'm not entirely sure it's a reliable statistic.

Was wondering the same thing. . . .

 

[Nephilim96]

What exactly determines the "/1"? I'm not entirely sure it's a reliable statistic.

1/1 means he had sex with one girl, and one boy.

I'm 0/0, as I've had sex with neither.

 

[The Butt]

I've had sex with 3 girls. Dont worry Schmidt... you're not far behind. Rack some kills man.

 

[romanticism]

I've had sex with 3 girls. Dont worry Schmidt... you're not far behind. Rack some kills man.

I would give you not one, not two, but three high fives, but alas, I only have two hands, and your hands are probably greasy. Props though, Buttface.

 

[Dak]

1/1 means he had sex with one girl, and one boy.

 

[Eligos]

6/0. Not bad for 4 years of activity, I'd say.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

1/1 means he had sex with one girl, and one boy.

I'm 0/0, as I've had sex with neither.

So that means im a 3/0 as ive only slept with 3 men in my 15yrs of activity as Eligos put it??

 

[romanticism]

No, you're 0/3, since you sleep with men.

Yoda will rage when he sees he's the only one with numbers on both sides of this curious statistic.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

1 guy. Probably gonna stay that way a long while.

 

[romanticism]

1/0

But I think she's neat and I'd rather not be a homosex 1/1 anyway.