Males and Females

[juxtaposed girl]

never had a one nights stand, dont think i can, the 3 men ive slept with ive had relationships with. after splitting from my long term partner i did think about being wild and having fun sexually, coz id never slept with anyone else but him in my life, but it didnt work out lol I enjoy relationships, and i agree it definitely makes the act better and more meaningful

 

[Matt]

That's fucked. You need help.

I don't really think so. When you get used to something it's hard to get rid of it. It's not as if I have problems getting laid anyway.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Before I lost my *technical* virginity to my current long-time partner... I'll admit I was kind of a big oral whore. By my standards at least. Not to like, flaunt my own game, but I had countless men go down on me as one night stands and they got nothing in return except the pleasure of seeing me naked. I never returned the favor. I am proud of that.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Before I lost my *technical* virginity to my current long-time partner... I'll admit I was kind of a big oral whore. By my standards at least. Not to like, flaunt my own game, but I had countless men go down on me as one night stands and they got nothing in return except the pleasure of seeing me naked. I never returned the favor. I am proud of that.

Pfft, fuck that. That would never have been me

 

[Vimana]

3:16 describes my reaction.

 

[Krow]

Before I lost my *technical* virginity to my current long-time partner... I'll admit I was kind of a big oral whore. By my standards at least. Not to like, flaunt my own game, but I had countless men go down on me as one night stands and they got nothing in return except the pleasure of seeing me naked. I never returned the favor. I am proud of that.

Being a cunt isn't having "game."

Also, from your pics, I bet it kinda stinks. :zombie:

 

[Carpe Mortem]

It's not like I lied. They were willing.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm sure someone here has had something similar. Reciprocation is not always the norm.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So I guess I'm a homosexual now?

By 1/1 I meant out of all the girls I've actually tried to bang I did.

 

[KafkaX]

Schmidt, we all knew a long time ago that you were homosexual.

#YOLO

 

[juxtaposed girl]

I'm sure someone here has had something similar. Reciprocation is not always the norm.

For me it's the other way round, I get on my knees but don't get oral back in return lol reciprocation is certainly not the norm with my bf, but I do tend to kinda rape him from time to time so all's good

 

[juxtaposed girl]

So I guess I'm a homosexual now?

By 1/1 I meant out of all the girls I've actually tried to bang I did.

See, that's how I thought it was worked out too!! Think it's time someone explained this statistic thing properly or are we all just making it up as we go along??

 

[romanticism]

So I guess I'm a homosexual now?

By 1/1 I meant out of all the girls I've actually tried to bang I did.

Where do you draw the line for "tried to bang"? I mean, it's not a very impressive statistic unless you're saying that you've actually been lying in wait for 23 years, plotting this goth chick's cunt destruction.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm just wading in here through all the stupid to say fuck you all.

 

[-CC-]

I'm just wading in here through all the stupid to say fuck you all.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Being a cunt isn't having "game."

Also, from your pics, I bet it kinda stinks. :zombie:

 

[Carpe Mortem]

If you guys don't start behaving yourselves I swear to fucking god I'll banish you to the dad pit. Don't think I won't.

 

[The Ozzman]

Funerary Doom isn't that hot. Is that blasphemy?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Where do you draw the line for "tried to bang"? I mean, it's not a very impressive statistic unless you're saying that you've actually been lying in wait for 23 years, plotting this goth chick's cunt destruction.

That is the joke, brohammer.

 

[The Ozzman]

I still don't think Schmidt fucked a chick. He hasn't posted pics yet.