Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

You couldn't handle it, bro.

 

[KafkaX]

Funerary Doom isn't that hot. Is that blasphemy?

Its not blashpemy, its just racist.

Seriously though, I dont get it either.

( No offense F_D )

 

[HamburgerBoy]

She's the hottest woman here imo, but I think the high level of attractiveness on this forum is sex-independent.

The guy that gave me partial head when I was passed out has recently told me that he really really wants to see me cum. If only I was a true homosexual I could get laid so easily.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Thanks Kevin lol not sure about that. I have like 3 guy friends and 873973974837687 women friends. I'm afraid i have way better luck with women than i do with men, in general . The bf is a silly lighthearted goofball. And he's super happy which is crazy to me, but all in all i guess i like happy people. Anyways your V-day is sounding epic as fuck. Get down on it and cheers!


That's alright Kafkax and Ozzman. I didn't post my picture for compliments or anything (though they were very sweet) just figured to since i've been here awhile now and i'm moderately comfortable. I would've been totally cool with half the members here thinking i was male for the rest of my stay too. People like what they like, it's cool.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I have yet to see many good pictures of you, but you are definitely attractive. I mean, you have straight teeth, cute face, and nice womanly features. Isn't that the definition of attractive?

So, I was bored and browsing the casual encounters for my area on Craigslist. Most of that shit is fucking pathetic, but I think I found a girl that would be down to crush a 30 rack of Hamms with me while watching Trailer Park Boys. She says that she wants to "go out for greasy food and shitty drinks."

I think she's the one.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Yup, off to the dad pit with all of you. You'll face dozens of fatherly apparitions in the hopes of clemency from the great Dadfather.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Bahh what the hell. Just one partner. I'm lame.

Nothing wrong with that at all ... it's a plus in my book.

Most girls nowadays, especially here in the u.s. are basically raised to be whores ... so to find a girl/woman that hasnt slept around is actually very respectable.

edit: i almost barfed reading burgerboys post ... i honestly cant stand reading about any of your homosexual escapades. I really didnt want to, but i'm throwing you back on my ignore list.

 

[Zephyrus]

I still don't think Schmidt fucked a chick. He hasn't posted pics yet.

You couldn't handle it, bro.

The degree to which he freaked out over whether he knocked her up I take as sufficient evidence that it actually happened. He could have constructed a much less embarrassing narrative.

 

[damnromulans]

Funerary Doom isn't that hot. Is that blasphemy?

She is hot but you're allowed to like what you like! How's your revolving door of meaty white chicks?

 

[damnromulans]

She's the hottest woman here imo, but I think the high level of attractiveness on this forum is sex-independent.

The guy that gave me partial head when I was passed out has recently told me that he really really wants to see me cum. If only I was a true homosexual I could get laid so easily.

Lololol HIGH LEVEL OF ATTRACTIVENESS

 

[romanticism]

Funerary Doom isn't that hot. Is that blasphemy?

Way too tan, imo. Surprised no one else has noticed this. People that sit in those weird cancerous tanning beds are kinda gross in general.

 

[Onder]

IT'S TAN MOOOM BITCH!

 

[Eligos]

Way too tan, imo. Surprised no one else has noticed this. People that sit in those weird cancerous tanning beds are kinda gross in general.

Yeah man, people who sit in those weird island-shaped tanning beds in the Caribbean are weirdos fasho.

Did my last post before this one get deleted?

 

[Onder]

^ Nice Törr avatar.

EDIT: That has to be around the time they released fucking Witchhammer.

 

[Eligos]

The Czech scene always brings the laughs for me, except for Root. Can't take Master's Hammy seriously.

 

[Mort Divine]

Nothing wrong with that at all ... it's a plus in my book.

Most girls nowadays, especially here in the u.s. are basically raised to be whores ... so to find a girl/woman that hasnt slept around is actually very respectable.

edit: i almost barfed reading burgerboys post ... i honestly cant stand reading about any of your homosexual escapades. I really didnt want to, but i'm throwing you back on my ignore list.

Misogyny and homophobia, how becoming of you.

 

[Matt]

I think FD is very pretty! I don't see how you can say otherwise, unless you just inherently aren't attracted to black people.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I think she's gorgeous, and if anyone doesn't, oh well. Different strokes for different folks.

I also think she should be taken off the chopping block as she's a human goddamned being, not a specimen to be analyzed. Let's talk about how ugly some of the dudes here are.

 

[Onder]

It's strange but when I see black girls in porn I especially like the part when they suck cock.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

It's strange but when I see black girls in porn I especially like the part when they suck cock.

Well duh. Black girls generally have nicer lips.