Males and Females

[romanticism]

No offense to the Butt's character or "coolness" or whatever (though let's not get into dubstep here), but he surely counts as having the ugliness of any three standard ugly men.

 

[Matt]

I think this forum is more attractive than "cool" tbh, but maybe that's because I am sociopathic and place more value on the pursuit of sexual intercourse than the building of meaningful friendships.

Unfortunately I can be the same way. It's quite unhealthy tbh.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

The 'ugly' people are the ones who are just dicks for no reason. Like respond to something I say aggressively with no provocation, which is both rude and pathetic. But it's all good... I think they know they're ugly inside.

 

[Onder]

No offense to the Butt's character or "coolness" or whatever (though let's not get into dubstep here), but he surely counts as having the ugliness of any three standard ugly men.

Whenever someone makes a comment about butt's appearance the first second it cheers me up but then I immediately feel bad about being amused. It's like a bipolar disorder simulator.

 

[Onder]

Onder
waif
Ozzman
SentinelSlain
TheNightsBane

All in the 8-10 range. I'm sure there are more I'm forgetting; I can think of a few that are more in the 6-7 range imo, and a few that are admittedly less appealing, but for a forum like this, it's pretty amazing.

I don't mean to play the whole low confidence thing (I don't have low confidence) but you must have pretty low standards for men if you put me up there in the 8-10 sector. Most people said I was 6.5 or something. You just love men because they have penis.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You've got that exotic pixie-man thing going for you. That's a plus.

 

[Onder]

You've got that exotic pixie-man thing going for you. That's a plus.

Would you like an exotic pixie-man in your bed, you giant fag?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Only if you grant me a wish.

 

[Onder]

Only if you grant me a wish.

I'm not a homosexual genie. You can't have it all.

 

[The Ozzman]

Where does Ozz's gut rate on your metric?

Are you joking or was this a legitimate dig?

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

I'm not a homosexual genie. You can't have it all.

I have nothing to add, seeing as I don't know what any of you look like...

 

[Carpe Mortem]

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Why don't you go back to the bowling alley where you came from, helmet head? :V

Nah, I'm j/k. But at least I'm the ugly dude who's bagged myself a fine lass.

Man you are basically a buddy of mine's doppelganger. I wish he'd bag himself a fine lass. His girlfriend is so not fine in like 500 ways.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Or just have a 9 inch cock. That helps too

 

[The Butt]

9 inches folded!!!

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I bagged a dude who's better looking than me, it kinda sucks sometimes. Thank god he's balding and a little chubby or I'm pretty sure he'd be with a more attractive girl. I'm not ugly or anything, some might even say I'm pretty, but he's like...

 

[Nephilim96]

Nah, I'm j/k. But at least I'm the ugly dude who's bagged myself a fine lass.

You still dating that 16 year old?

 

[Nephilim96]

I bagged a dude who's better looking than me, it kinda sucks sometimes. Thank god he's balding and a little chubby or I'm pretty sure he'd be with a more attractive girl. I'm not ugly or anything, some might even say I'm pretty, but he's like...

Alright, now I'm curious to see what he looks like.

 

[King Richard]

Alright, now I'm curious to see what he looks like.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I'd guarantee this chick is an 8 that talks herself up to a 15, and if you've seen the movie Moneyball - her bf's girl is a 6.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Alright, now I'm curious to see what he looks like.

Drat. Almost all my pics are on the facebook I deleted and everyone else is private. Here's the two of us, I did save one. You can only see the side of his face but he's a very foxy man.

Edit: make that two, this was from a few years ago. Totally held and fed a baby lion and bought pictures of it.