Carpe Mortem
Benevolently Batshit
- Aug 21, 2013
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If you guys don't start behaving yourselves I swear to fucking god I'll banish you to the dad pit. Don't think I won't.
Where do you draw the line for "tried to bang"? I mean, it's not a very impressive statistic unless you're saying that you've actually been lying in wait for 23 years, plotting this goth chick's cunt destruction.
Funerary Doom isn't that hot. Is that blasphemy?
. The bf is a silly lighthearted goofball. And he's super happy which is crazy to me, but all in all i guess i like happy people. Anyways your V-day is sounding epic as fuck. Get down on it and cheers! 

Bahh what the hell. Just one partner. I'm lame.
I still don't think Schmidt fucked a chick. He hasn't posted pics yet.
You couldn't handle it, bro.
Funerary Doom isn't that hot. Is that blasphemy?
She's the hottest woman here imo, but I think the high level of attractiveness on this forum is sex-independent.
The guy that gave me partial head when I was passed out has recently told me that he really really wants to see me cum. If only I was a true homosexual I could get laid so easily.
Funerary Doom isn't that hot. Is that blasphemy?
Way too tan, imo. Surprised no one else has noticed this. People that sit in those weird cancerous tanning beds are kinda gross in general.
Nothing wrong with that at all ... it's a plus in my book.
Most girls nowadays, especially here in the u.s. are basically raised to be whores ... so to find a girl/woman that hasnt slept around is actually very respectable.
edit:i almost barfed reading burgerboys post ... i honestly cant stand reading about any of your homosexual escapades. I really didnt want to, but i'm throwing you back on my ignore list.