Males and Females

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Being between 2 & 3 and 3 is ideal for me. I have had sex with a really skinny girl... and didnt like it much. She complained I was hurting her most of the time... hell it felt a bit like I was breaking her...

She was boney, she didnt have big boobs or a round ass...and I had to be easy... it kinda seemed like I was fucking a skeleton with a vagina. Now I'm sure the female herself was partially to blame for this... but it was a poor experience in general.
 
I would not do anal with #3, because you know with a healthy appetite like that, her colon would be full. I don't like skidmarks.

hmm you may have a point :zombie:

i have trouble accessing fat chicks' vaginas cuz they often have such huge thighs. i guess i should just do away with them altogether.
 
I am laughing so hard and loud at this page. It is SO FULL OF WIN. Valerie, a gazillion points to you for getting in a "ur fat" dig at Ozzman. Saparmurat, a gazillion points for "Srontgorrth" comment.

I'm with Draele on this one. Halfway between 1 and 2. 1 isn't too skinny but she has Courtney Love hips. 2 has cankles, gross.

Edit: I didn't realize there was another page. This is fascinating, I've been in Japan so long I just assumed every dude likes twiggy chicks with small T&A.

Saparmurat you're definitely wrong about healthy appetite and colon full of poop and anal.