Males and Females

[unknown]

just because your colon is constantly backed up...

 

[Srontgorrth]

The one on the left has a disgusting body. Like Srontgorrth with a vagina. (No offense buddy!)

 

[just metal]

The one on the far right needs to stop eating cheeseburgers.

No, she's perfect like that.

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

3

 

[Episteme]

I am laughing so hard and loud at this page. It is SO FULL OF WIN. Valerie, a gazillion points to you for getting in a "ur fat" dig at Ozzman. Saparmurat, a gazillion points for "Srontgorrth" comment.

I'm with Draele on this one. Halfway between 1 and 2. 1 isn't too skinny but she has Courtney Love hips. 2 has cankles, gross.

Edit: I didn't realize there was another page. This is fascinating, I've been in Japan so long I just assumed every dude likes twiggy chicks with small T&A.

Saparmurat you're definitely wrong about healthy appetite and colon full of poop and anal.

Didn't realize the cankles until you mentioned it.

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

Would you really be staring at her calves that much anyway? Unless you're a feet-man theres probably no reason to look at her from the knees down.

 

[Vimana]

I'll stick to 2.

 

[wandering_taco]

2 and 3 are nice imo

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I am laughing so hard and loud at this page. It is SO FULL OF WIN. Valerie, a gazillion points to you for getting in a "ur fat" dig at Ozzman. Saparmurat, a gazillion points for "Srontgorrth" comment.

I'm with Draele on this one. Halfway between 1 and 2. 1 isn't too skinny but she has Courtney Love hips. 2 has cankles, gross.

Edit: I didn't realize there was another page. This is fascinating, I've been in Japan so long I just assumed every dude likes twiggy chicks with small T&A.

Saparmurat you're definitely wrong about healthy appetite and colon full of poop and anal.

Um, no, these are cankles:

uke:

 

[Krow]

Would you really be staring at her calves that much anyway? Unless you're a feet-man theres probably no reason to look at her from the knees down.

Women with ugly feet creep me RIGHT THE FUCK OUT.

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

My ex-friend told me once that you can tell how well a woman cares for her vagina by looking at her feet.

 

[The Ozzman]

Is that why they are an ex friend?

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

No, he's this big asian dude that I've known since high school. We were friends for a while, but then every time we hung out he'd keep trying to touch my cooter, and telling my best friend he should fuck me. He became a total creeper. One night we got drunk and he asked me if he ate me out, if I would reciprocate it by giving him head...and I never spoke to him again.

 

[damnromulans]

You and aug are friends? XD

The cankles thing is just me being catty and excessively observant. Truth be told I don't have much going for me body-wise except having small ankles and petite feet, so that's probably why I noticed.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

And dat azz.

 

[unknown]

you have nice legs, krampus

and you're asian. that's always extra points

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Way to fish for compliments laura

 

[The Butt]

I think their bodies become more appealing as you move to the right:

I would fuck all three till my dick fell off.

 

[damnromulans]

Way to fish for compliments laura

It wasn't a fish so much as me pointing out the truth which is that I am fine looking but nothing really stands/sticks out except my awesome ankles and feet. When placed in a competitive pool with chicks who have awesome gravity defying boobs and round butts, I gotta get jabs in where I can!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

fair enough