Males and Females

[King Richard]

tits

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Jimmy is that you?! That beer looks tasty

Yea that's me gettin' JaaaaaRunk!

 

[~Derek~]

I think I should be more abrasive around women like I am with my family. I'm apathetic and feel much more free talking to them than random women. I guess I was approval seeking afterall. :O
I have more self-respect now, so if a girl pulls out a phone when I first meet her, or anytime, it's time to walk away. i'm hitting up bars now too.

 

[King Richard]

Ya, that's where you find all the good pussy, bars bro.

 

[The Ozzman]

Also HIV

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[Draehl]

Ah, the joys of okcupid. I know I'm picky but...

Boring
Too old
hefty
Won't reply to me/hasnt logged on in 6mo
Too much a partier
Has kids
Too tan
chunky
Obviously of the urban persuasion
Is that a woman?
Tits are way too big
burly
Tattoos/fucked up piercings
Unibrow
Intentionally showing cleavage in every picture.
excess body mass
Bible thumper
Just wants sex.
70 miles away

 

[unknown]

Tits are way too big...Just wants sex

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

no shit.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Draehl]

=D

 

[zabu of nΩd]

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm getting more pretty girls messaging me on OkC now. This is win. They all actually live here as well. Might have to get on that.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Two dates lined up. One with the girl I mentioned a couple of pages ago and one with a (tbh hotter) other girl next week. Fucking wincastles.

 

[Vimana]

Don't you have a girlfriend?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Well some girl got me to date her and kept going on about what kind of relationship she wanted and how she wanted to move in but I'm not really up for that. I'm moving and she's not that hot.

 

[damnromulans]

PP has been upgraded to "eating buddy" which is code for "we are totally a couple but krampus doesn't want to admit it." I changed my OKCupid to "seeing someone" because I got sick of getting too many messages.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

How many messages were from basement dwelling nerds who want to see your feet?

 

[unknown]

How many messages were from basement dwelling nerds who want to see your feet?

(the entire population of GMD)

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Nice
The Quibids chick is hot