Males and Females

[Dak]

What can I do for PP for Valentine's Day? He is cooking me a nice dinner on the 14th and taking me out on the 15th to an expensive restaurant.

Pretty difficult to answer that, since all we know about him is

1. He's Jewish(ish?)
2. Likes your dykish friends
3. Loves your big fat ass.

In light of those 3 things, get him a solid gold double dong.

 

[Chanakya]

Buy him a bubbler. Or if you're a bit strapped on the cash front, some really nice Charas. Look it up.

 

[Onder]

What should I do to my girl tommorow?

 

[King Richard]

Richard, you have no idea how intelligent this girl is. She's a PhD student in bioinformatics with a full time research position ffs.

It's got to be some kind of culture / beliefs issue. I'm really curious about it, and I want to keep pressing the discussion on her just to see if I can get her to talk openly about it, and maybe even learn something from her.

You would be surprised how many morons are capable of completing doctorates.

I was going to respond with what Pessimism said. Besides, giving in to cultural or belief systems is why stupid shit like Sharia law still exists. I'm sure there are plenty of very intelligent Muslim people with doctorates who are stupid as fuck for believing in such an oppressive moral law. It's all silly.

I am interested in hearing back from you if you ever crack that egg.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah i really think she's going to continue to be a part of my life for at least the reason that my best friends like her so much and there's probably going to be some effort by them to work things out for all of us. Also it could be that the main thing bothering me about her is not that i'm attracted to her but that we don't have the same kind of closeness/comraderie i have with all my other good friends. So because of all that i feel it's worthwhile to attempt to "crack that egg" as you say and get over this friendship boundary between us.

 

[SentinelSlain]

What should I do to my girl tommorow?

Buy her a spray tan and a princess jasmine outfit.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I've been in a dry spell for a bit lately. It seems really easy when you're getting some action, but once it sours it feels like the aura of past rejections just permeates all future interactions. It's hard to get out of that funk. Also getting to the point where too many of the faces on OkC are people I wrote to either totally unsuccessfully, or fizzled out with before meeting.

Having had significant droughts before, I'm worried about too much time passing and waking up and being 28 or so, and not having all that much time to meet someone before I become unviable.

Anyone else finding that the weeks are blowing by way faster than they used to? Rites of Darkness is like the only thing I remember happening since October or so.

28

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm 20 and I worry about this shit. I have a date tomorrow but christ she isn't beautiful. Some pretty blonde girl seems to like me on OKC but she lives too far away. Negging worked anyway, as did saying smart things as opposed to vague compliments.

 

[damnromulans]

What's tomorrow, Onder?

LOLOLOLOL Dak you're the best. Ananth he just bought a vaporizer so he's all set on that front. I have no money so I can't buy him anything nice and unlike MP he doesn't like/want anal. He works in politics and loves skiing and hiking and all that active outdoors stuff. And guns

 

[Dak]

If he already owns guns, a day at the range would be a nice touch. Or maybe a weekend getaway for two at a ski lodge.

 

[damnromulans]

We already have a date for a weekend ski trip and he only has a .22 rifle lolol. I'll think of something! What are you doing for your wife Dak?

 

[Dak]

We don't do really do holidays, outside of celebrations of personal relevance (birthdays/anniversary/etc.)

If all he has is a .22, depending on how much money you want to spend, another gun certainly isn't out of the question as a good gift. A basic shotgun or concealed carry-worthy pistol both make good gifts and can be purchased in the <$500 range.

 

[damnromulans]

NY is a bitch! My weekly paychecks are also in the <$500 range so mahhhh, but good idea.

You don't do holidays at all?

 

[Dak]

You don't do holidays at all?

Not outside what is needed to observe extended family niceties on occasion.

 

[Chanakya]

ITT Dakryn is a boring old fuck.

 

[Dak]

ITT Dakryn is a boring old fuck.

Needing arbitrary dates on a calender to have a good time is highly over-rated.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I bet your wifey still wishes you'd do something special.

 

[Chanakya]

Needing arbitrary dates on a calender to have a good time is highly over-rated.

Oops, I only read the last part of Laura's last post and your response to it. I presumed that you meant that you never get out of the house and enjoy a "holiday". Yeah, I agree that having arbitrary dates on a calendar for having a good time is highly over-rated. It's for this reason that I have an ethical quandary over celebrating birthdays.

 

[Dak]

Oops, I only read the last part of Laura's last post and your response to it. I presumed that you meant that you never get out of the house and enjoy a "holiday". Yeah, I agree that having arbitrary dates on a calendar for having a good time is highly over-rated. It's for this reason that I have an ethical quandary over celebrating birthdays.

I have no interest in celebrating my own birthday anymore but "I'll allow it". Birthdays and anniversaries make more sense to celebrate than "Christmas" or "Valentines Day", etc.

 

[damnromulans]

That's stupid. You should be having a great time every day AND celebrate birthdays and holidays. And I agree with SentinelSlain, I think most females like mushy crap.

edit @Ananth