Males and Females

Nope, but this one does:

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(I have a major crush on M.I.A. atm)
 
M.I.A. is the type of dark woman that is extremely arousing. I'm pretty sure her pussy lips are huge as fuck and appear like a black gate to heavens and that her cunt makes your cock drown in dark, wet dreamlands. It's hard to be dark and remain majestic. She's an extravagant nymph and a glorious exception.

Her art kinda sucks though. I know a similar-looking girl from high school years. Actually, even prettier imo, bigger eyes and HUGE fucking mouth and gorgeous smile. I always thought of her as a thing that I will never be able to halve. Beyond my levels. Completely out of this planet.
 
M.I.A. is the type of dark woman that is extremely arousing. I'm pretty sure her pussy lips are huge as fuck and appear like a black gate to heavens and that her cunt makes your cock drown in dark, wet dreamlands. It's hard to be dark and remain majestic. She's an extravagant nymph and a glorious exception.

Her art kinda sucks though. I know a similar-looking girl from high school years. Actually, even prettier imo, bigger eyes and HUGE fucking mouth and gorgeous smile. I always thought of her as a thing that I will never be able to halve. Beyond my levels. Completely out of this planet.

Ya well, if we ever happen to run into M.I.A. in our lives I would be honored to become your Eskimo brother, brother.

Btw, pics of this other broad. NOW.
 
zabu of nΩd;10203930 said:
I should've known there was some bias behind your recommendation that i grow one :p

I do want to start experimenting with facial hair again though. I like the idea of having a 4-5 day beard that looks rugged but not middle-aged.

I look better with one than without one.
 
Getting ready to go to karaoke after work. Let me preface this with some back log.

This guy has, a couple months ago, told my girlfriend that he wanted to fuck her and would ask her out if she were single when he was drunk. She told him that she was very happy with her relationship and to refrain from talking to her like that if he wanted to keep a friendship. Since then he has told her about his prospects in the 'blossoming' porn industry in the nearby cities and made all sorts of random/weird comments out of nowhere to try and inadvertently hint that he is well endowed. She has repeatedly told him that is more information than she wants to hear.

Today he saw her while she was out shopping, and invited her to karaoke tonight, offering to buy her drinks. Afterwards she called me, and told me to come. He is unaware I am coming, so that should be interesting.

At what point do I have a word with this guy, I'm clearly only going to play it nice tonight, but if this continues, when do I say something?
 
I'd go see Sushmita Sen eat nipples.

So you can get the reference:




At what point do I have a word with this guy, I'm clearly only going to play it nice tonight, but if this continues, when do I say something?

Having a word could lead to a fight. I'd have you and your girlfriend do stuff that shows that he won't get anywhere. Try some PDA.

Fucking hell, that guy sounds like the exact cock-driven douchebag that makes people think men and women can't be friends.
 
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Brother, he's already crossed the line on numerous occasions. You need to confront him asap and tell him he isn't going to talk to your girl like that anymore. Pull him aside while you're out tonight and tell him with firmness and conviction, "Listen, this isn't a conversation, I have something to say to you. (insert your girl's name) has told me the stuff you've been saying to her and this won't happen any more." And that's the end of it. By doing this you've made your point but didn't threaten him or incite any violence in public (best place to do this). If he wants to get all argumentative and sassy with you just leave with your girl and explain to her that she shouldn't be talking to or hanging out with that guy because of the problems he could cause.

It's obvious to me your girlfriend wants you to do something about it otherwise she wouldn't keep telling you. But at the same time, you don't want to come off like an asshole either. Don't be afraid of confrontation, stick up for what you believe, but don't cross the line into douchebaggery like this fuckhead has.
 
Why are beards so hot? I think if you are a man, and you have the ability to grow a beard there is no reason why you shouldnt have one. Or at LEAST a 5 o'clock shadow.

food. If you have a large beard you have to worry about food being trapped in there and causing a rash/skin infection if you don't shave or comb it well.

did salvia for the first time with 2 non-metal girls from college on wednesday. I thought I was in a painting for at least a minute, was like an instant shroom trip. Interestingly enough afterwards this was the 2nd time I've been with 2 girls and "3some" jokingly comes up from one of them, plus some other interesting tells. Females, at least the hot non-sluts, are all about being subtle and I did not want to do anything I would definitely regret on monday because I misinterpreted them. Anyways, One of them was wearing my burzum shirt because she did not want her shirt to smell like weed and the other my in flames jester race shirt for the same reason. However, the one with the burzum shirt wanted to keep it for a while as a "souvenir" because she did not feel like changing in my bathroom?....hmm....actually I think she was joking about "souvenir"....hmmm....i dunno


hottest asian IMO;

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yeah yeah i know i look fucking ridiculous next to someone of such stratospheric beauty

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Brother, he's already crossed the line on numerous occasions. You need to confront him asap and tell him he isn't going to talk to your girl like that anymore. Pull him aside while you're out tonight and tell him with firmness and conviction, "Listen, this isn't a conversation, I have something to say to you. (insert your girl's name) has told me the stuff you've been saying to her and this won't happen any more." And that's the end of it. By doing this you've made your point but didn't threaten him or incite any violence in public (best place to do this). If he wants to get all argumentative and sassy with you just leave with your girl and explain to her that she shouldn't be talking to or hanging out with that guy because of the problems he could cause.

It's obvious to me your girlfriend wants you to do something about it otherwise she wouldn't keep telling you. But at the same time, you don't want to come off like an asshole either. Don't be afraid of confrontation, stick up for what you believe, but don't cross the line into douchebaggery like this fuckhead has.


Within moments of getting there he went out for a smoke, and I joined him. Joked around for a bit, and then in the right opening inserted a semi serious line about how there would be consequences for anyone that disrespected my ladies word, followed by an "is that understandable?" And he just nodded. The rest of the night I didn't even have to approach PDA as my girlfriend was all over me. You could see it getting to him more and more throughout the night as she furthermore kept ignoring whatever he was saying while being on me, or talking / joking with me. He ended up forcing his friend to take him home and leave early when she was telling me how she couldn't wait to get back to my place.

While I agree with what you say for the most part, I wouldnt ever tell my girlfriend who she can and can't spend time with, if he were to of started a fight in reaction and she continued to talk to him she would be making a call for me to access in our relationship.
 
Within moments of getting there he went out for a smoke, and I joined him. Joked around for a bit, and then in the right opening inserted a semi serious line about how there would be consequences for anyone that disrespected my ladies word, followed by an "is that understandable?" And he just nodded. The rest of the night I didn't even have to approach PDA as my girlfriend was all over me. You could see it getting to him more and more throughout the night as she furthermore kept ignoring whatever he was saying while being on me, or talking / joking with me. He ended up forcing his friend to take him home and leave early when she was telling me how she couldn't wait to get back to my place.

While I agree with what you say for the most part, I wouldnt ever tell my girlfriend who she can and can't spend time with, if he were to of started a fight in reaction and she continued to talk to him she would be making a call for me to access in our relationship.

And this is where the line gets blurred a bit I suppose. See, to me, it's not about dictating who your girl can and can't hang out with. In this unique situation, if she continued to hang out with that guy she becomes a major contributing factor then. Because she obviously know he's sniffing her up left and right and doing everything he can to fuck her. Not only that, but judging by how he reacted he's obviously not "ok" with just letting it go and to me has no intention of heeding your advice.

But if you disagree that's cool.