Eligos
Problem Yet to be Solved
Fuck you Schmidt do you know how many times I had to splash to get this far? How many times I had to switch to a "decent pokemon"? Your opinion is shit.
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EffigyForgotten
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So I've been talking to this girl that had a crush on me like 2 years ago, she smokes weed, listens to metal etc, and I somehow was lucky enough to get her number the day after her BF dumped her, and after a while I got her to send me a pic in just her "undergarments" 
as in a thong and bra, and today I told her I've never loved any girl (I don't really believe in that bullshit) and she told me she would love me 
and every daily "conversation" ends of drifting to sex, and she tells me shes a freak in bed, she has more fetishes than I can count on both my hands, and when I asked her what she meant when she was "freaky" she said "I will see"
When I was talking to my friend about this he said she wanted my specially seasoned salami
as in a thong and bra, and today I told her I've never loved any girl (I don't really believe in that bullshit) and she told me she would love me and every daily "conversation" ends of drifting to sex, and she tells me shes a freak in bed, she has more fetishes than I can count on both my hands, and when I asked her what she meant when she was "freaky" she said "I will see" When I was talking to my friend about this he said she wanted my specially seasoned salami
PhlegethonVeins
Autopsy Obsessed
EffigyForgotten
New Metal Member
I don't think you've ever replied to any of my posts in a positive way, seriously man if you have nothing but negative shit to say to me just block me.
PhlegethonVeins
Autopsy Obsessed
That actually wasn't meant to be a slant towards you, though I can see why you deduced such, so I'm sorry it was presented in a way that could come off like that.
What I meant is, fairly frequently when people get out of relationships they'll hit up a source in either a friend or an acquaintance they know will be receptive of such and will act in ways similar to that which you described. Aka, if you realize there is a good chance they're looking for self verification and attention and that doesn't bother you, then good deal. However if you're hoping for something a little more in the long run, just be weary of the potentials.
EffigyForgotten
New Metal Member
She seems to be more interested in sex than a relationship, at least a couple days ago she was.. She said she wanted to enjoy single life but now shes talking about a relationship with me, pretty confusing honestly.
Dak
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PhlegethonVeins
Autopsy Obsessed
Exactly, that along with the "i could love you" comment could lead to her leading you to believe there is something more there, even if its based on something more superficial (even if subconsciously on her part).
EffigyForgotten
New Metal Member
I'm going to fuck this chick either way
if it turns out she wants a relationship than maybe i'm up for that too.
Balls McHoolihan
You mean coitus?
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Eligos
Problem Yet to be Solved
I got invited into this private group on facebook where people in my social circle post pictures of themselves naked.
Part of me is really intrigued, and part of me is wondering what kind of conversation this will lead to at metal shows in Denver.
Part of me is really intrigued, and part of me is wondering what kind of conversation this will lead to at metal shows in Denver.
King Richard
Hello there
So I've been talking to this girl that had a crush on me like 2 years ago, she smokes weed, listens to metal etc, and I somehow was lucky enough to get her number the day after her BF dumped her, and after a while I got her to send me a pic in just her "undergarments"
When I was talking to my friend about this he said she wanted my specially seasoned salami
How can you not believe in something that's real? That's like saying you don't believe in air, or water, or cats big enough to gnaw your fucking face off. Silliness I say.
divine_torture
leVel
I would always say "HAHA I SAW YOUR WANG/BOOBIES!" really loud everytime I saw any of them. Watch them get uncomfortable.
Eligos
Problem Yet to be Solved
Justin, you are a genius.
I could also chill with some of em at the bar, buy a round, and be all like, "So what'd you think of my pecker?"
Or when I play a show, "You guys were great!" "Thanks, you have a beautiful snatch."
I could also chill with some of em at the bar, buy a round, and be all like, "So what'd you think of my pecker?"
Or when I play a show, "You guys were great!" "Thanks, you have a beautiful snatch."
divine_torture
leVel
wandering_taco
Minstrel of Woe
Got a tentative date for Friday evening depending on how this girl is feeling, she's been sick all week. I'm pretty stoked, she seems cool
King Richard
Hello there
^Good luck.
So that Annette chick I dated briefly, the one who had an ex named Rick and almost didn't go on a date with me because of that due to her troubled past with him (verbally and physically abusive), keeps posting shit about this guy because he apparently had an accident and died. She pulled some sob story on me about how damaged she is from that relationship and how he was the worst thing to ever happen to her, and yet she changed her profile picture to the two of them together, and keeps uploading pictures of this guy and talking about how great of a guy he is and this and that. Now, I've been in love and I've definitely had my heart broken, but this is absolutely ridiculous for her to put on such a front only to completely change her tone the moment something bad happens to this guy (karma much?). I just lost all respect for her and had to unfriend her on facebook and shit and will never talk to her again (she randomly texts me now and then).
edit: I just went through and purged my friends list of people I don't talk to. Honestly, if it wasn't for Laura I would just delete this thing. Although, I do have her phone number so we could just talk that way, but hopefully she enjoys me bothering her while she's at work, haha.
edit2: Buttfuck it, no more Facebook.
So that Annette chick I dated briefly, the one who had an ex named Rick and almost didn't go on a date with me because of that due to her troubled past with him (verbally and physically abusive), keeps posting shit about this guy because he apparently had an accident and died. She pulled some sob story on me about how damaged she is from that relationship and how he was the worst thing to ever happen to her, and yet she changed her profile picture to the two of them together, and keeps uploading pictures of this guy and talking about how great of a guy he is and this and that. Now, I've been in love and I've definitely had my heart broken, but this is absolutely ridiculous for her to put on such a front only to completely change her tone the moment something bad happens to this guy (karma much?). I just lost all respect for her and had to unfriend her on facebook and shit and will never talk to her again (she randomly texts me now and then).
edit: I just went through and purged my friends list of people I don't talk to. Honestly, if it wasn't for Laura I would just delete this thing. Although, I do have her phone number so we could just talk that way, but hopefully she enjoys me bothering her while she's at work, haha.
edit2: Buttfuck it, no more Facebook.
PhlegethonVeins
Autopsy Obsessed
PhlegethonVeins
Autopsy Obsessed
Today consisted of (in sequential order)
My current girlfriend apologizing for nonsensical behavior as of late on her part due to hormones, tooo
Talking to my son on skype per usual, to having my ex wife say (after what has been an unfortunately and abrasive mental split since our relationships demise) she was going to travel across the country to be there for my sisters college graduation, and telling me about two concerts she wants to get tickets for for bands I know she doesn't personally enjoy much, but knows I like, and inviting to bring me across the country to join her at said concerts since (her words) "We never got to go to shows together while we were together, so why not now?"
to
me getting incredibly drunk conversing with
a female friend of 12 plus years that has always been emotionally close to near dangerous levels on numerous occasions. A few lines were surpassed with things said and done tonight.
Now I'm in bed in physical pain of where I have led my life to be at this juncture. I have mind fucked / emotionally fucked myself.
My current girlfriend apologizing for nonsensical behavior as of late on her part due to hormones, tooo
Talking to my son on skype per usual, to having my ex wife say (after what has been an unfortunately and abrasive mental split since our relationships demise) she was going to travel across the country to be there for my sisters college graduation, and telling me about two concerts she wants to get tickets for for bands I know she doesn't personally enjoy much, but knows I like, and inviting to bring me across the country to join her at said concerts since (her words) "We never got to go to shows together while we were together, so why not now?"
to
me getting incredibly drunk conversing with
a female friend of 12 plus years that has always been emotionally close to near dangerous levels on numerous occasions. A few lines were surpassed with things said and done tonight.
Now I'm in bed in physical pain of where I have led my life to be at this juncture. I have mind fucked / emotionally fucked myself.
Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
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