Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

From the first page of this thread.

I'll have relations with a female when Hell freezes over. Oh well.

This thread is already amassing an early portion of fail.

My typical day consists of reading and discussing all things ancient history and philosophy, and at night I make love to a woman. My life has balance. Aristotle would be proud.

I can't believe I said that. Actually, I can.

 

[Lateralus14]

Cythraul's posts didn't entertain you?

Perhaps I made a mistake by reading just the last ~15-20 pages of the thread. I pretty much backtracked a couple of pages at a time until I got to some picture of The Butt with a buzzcut and my penis shriveled to the point of near-inversion (closest to a sex change I care to get), and then I left.

 

[Nephilim96]

I feel pretty cool, I just asked my german teacher out on a date because i'm a mother fucking stud.

How old is she?

 

[rms]

No "pesky" student-faculty rules in the way?

Don't think so, but that's what kept me in check thus far. Final is next saturday and she isn't teaching me next semester.

How old is she?

Like 22

 

[SentinelSlain]

You should be nice to her.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

From the first page of this thread.

Addf_Nex
I'll have relations with a female when Hell freezes over. Oh well.

Haha, Krampus was almost right, it was around the fall of 2011. Now I've got 5 partners to my name, and a broken heart that largely fuels crippling depression. I wish I was still the person I was when I made that post.

 

[Zephyrus]

Haha, same here, but with the girl I'm with now (LG) instead of then (Psychobitch).

 

[unknown]

I just viewed this thread for (I think) the first time out of some severe boredom and am truly appalled. The highlights were probably the Butt's profound level of ugliness and BurgerBoy's frustratingly slow acceptance of his deep desire for cock, but damn, I take issue with nearly all of you odd excuses for human beings. Holy fuck.

It took this thread to come to that realization?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Pick one:

 

[damnromulans]

lucky se7en

 

[Nephilim96]

Pick one:

None of them are very good, but I'll have to go with either 3 or 7.

 

[Matt]

1, 3, 5, 7, 8 are perfectly bangable

 

[unknown]

5 or 7

 

[Mort Divine]

6 and 7 prob

 

[HamburgerBoy]

2

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I like 2 as well.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Ha can't believe I'm staring at women's asses on the train but to me 2 has no butt.

4, 6 and 7.

 

[-CC-]

6

 

[SentinelSlain]

4

 

[Onder]

None.