Males and Females

[Matt]

In the butt I'm assuming. Would you have the goddamn courtesy to give her a reach around?

Probably not, but you never know. lol

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A perfectly feminine woman with a cock is my dream come true.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

TIL: Hamburgerboy likes shemale porn.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Actually, I never watch it. I'd like to think that I'd be accepting enough to have sexual relations with an intersexed individual possessing the physical qualities mentioned above, but dudes in wigs with titjobs scare me, no matter how delicate their facial structure.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

A perfectly feminine woman with a cock is my dream come true.

Mort?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

:Smokedev:

 

[SentinelSlain]

This place has become unsausage partied. Does not compute.

 

[Vimana]

My sausage hasn't had a party in so long. I'm so lonely.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Think about bringing a kid into this awful place or a woman you're attracted to taking a massive shit or a 3 month miscarriage in the bathroom. Works for me.

 

[Dak]

Protip: Don't have such an awful place.

 

[King Richard]

Only if that's her real picture.

Oh, it's her alright. fuckin hoottttttttttt

So one of Richard's conquests is now on UM???

thumbsup

What a surprise, Rick's internet friend is almost as much of a bitch as Rick.

What can I say, I like me some bitches. Bitches are the best. If everyone was more of a bitch instead of a cock wrangling douchematron the world would be a better place.

 

[Krow]

Hey the big picture Kerlif sent me of herself has been deleted from her photobucket. Maybe afraid I was gonna post it? she and I have been randomly private messaging each other for a few weeks.

 

[Kerlif]

Maybe. You can't trust anyone I guess.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

B(oYo)BIES

 

[Kerlif]

Nah, my boobies don't like cameras hehe

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Haha mine neither. Whats up with that?? :/
My bf sent me that in a text, i thought it was quite inventive for him lol

 

[Kerlif]

Maybe this will help us

You first

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Haha maybe. Its so cold too, maybe alcohol and the cold will help our boobs like the camera. Hang on, i'll grab a bottle and try lol

 

[KafkaX]

OmG YoU GirlZ R sO HaWt

 

[romanticism]

Holy shit I was hoping to engage in a threesome with juxtaposedgirl and kerlif, but it seems all their booby talk has led me to ejaculate prematurely.