Males and Females

[TechnicalBarbarity]

A perfectly feminine woman with a cock is my dream come true.

Mort?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

:Smokedev:

 

[SentinelSlain]

This place has become unsausage partied. Does not compute.

 

[Vimana]

My sausage hasn't had a party in so long. I'm so lonely.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Think about bringing a kid into this awful place or a woman you're attracted to taking a massive shit or a 3 month miscarriage in the bathroom. Works for me.

 

[Dak]

Protip: Don't have such an awful place.

 

[King Richard]

Only if that's her real picture.

Oh, it's her alright. fuckin hoottttttttttt

So one of Richard's conquests is now on UM???

thumbsup

What a surprise, Rick's internet friend is almost as much of a bitch as Rick.

What can I say, I like me some bitches. Bitches are the best. If everyone was more of a bitch instead of a cock wrangling douchematron the world would be a better place.

 

[Krow]

Hey the big picture Kerlif sent me of herself has been deleted from her photobucket. Maybe afraid I was gonna post it? she and I have been randomly private messaging each other for a few weeks.

 

[Kerlif]

Maybe. You can't trust anyone I guess.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

B(oYo)BIES

 

[Kerlif]

Nah, my boobies don't like cameras hehe

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Haha mine neither. Whats up with that?? :/
My bf sent me that in a text, i thought it was quite inventive for him lol

 

[Kerlif]

Maybe this will help us

You first

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Haha maybe. Its so cold too, maybe alcohol and the cold will help our boobs like the camera. Hang on, i'll grab a bottle and try lol

 

[KafkaX]

OmG YoU GirlZ R sO HaWt

 

[romanticism]

Holy shit I was hoping to engage in a threesome with juxtaposedgirl and kerlif, but it seems all their booby talk has led me to ejaculate prematurely.

 

[Zephyrus]

I still have a pic Omni sent me.

 

[Dak]

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Oh lordy

 

[romanticism]

Carpie, you're not so bad anymore. With these new loonies roaming around, you're actually top tier. I now like you and would like to submit a request to your secretary that we might be friends.

We can even eat pizza some time.