Males and Females

Onder said:
Exactly. Who gets erection when someone touches your hand? HB is doesn't only want it in the ass, he's also in love and he's scared.
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The only hands I've held previously are those of my parents and grandparents. Well, and for punishment in 4th grade. fwiw he rubbed my hand in various ways with his fingers and the show featuring attractive women might have been partially responsible for my partial erection. And as an additional fwiw, I get erections from watching animals have sex, so I think it's just a hair-trigger reflex to get pathetic virgins to fuck anything they can.
 
HamburgerBoy said:
The only hands I've held previously are those of my parents and grandparents. Well, and for punishment in 4th grade. fwiw he rubbed my hand in various ways with his fingers and the show featuring attractive women might have been partially responsible for my partial erection. And as an additional fwiw, I get erections from watching animals have sex, so I think it's just a hair-trigger reflex to get pathetic virgins to fuck anything they can.
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Dude I just remembered the first years of elementary school where whenever we went out of the building we had to form couples and hold our hands (safety thing so we don't get ran over by a bus or some other box with wheels). If the number of children was odd, the three in the back were together (INCLUDING THE HAND ON HAND CONTACT!). Dude you'd have so much fun growing up here.
 
Onder said:
Dude I just remembered the first years of elementary school where whenever we went out of the building we had to form couples and hold our hands (safety thing so we don't get ran over by a bus or some other box with wheels). If the number of children was odd, the three in the back were together (INCLUDING THE HAND ON HAND CONTACT!). Dude you'd have so much fun growing up here.
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fwiw I didn't even mind the punishment so much (although I pretended to in front of my male cooties-fearing friends). Unless you mean I would have had so much fun due to the contact giving me a hard-on in 1st grade.
 
HamburgerBoy said:
fwiw I didn't even mind the punishment so much (although I pretended to in front of my male cooties-fearing friends). Unless you mean I would have had so much fun due to the contact giving me a hard-on in 1st grade.
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Yeah I thought you'd have a boner all the time. How is holding your hand a punishment anyway? When I was noisy in the class I had to stand in the corner and I loved acting like I don't mind at all. Which I didn't.

Also, what is a "cooties-fearing male"?

EDIT: Wait I'll find out. I thought you said "cutie".
 
Onder said:
Yeah I thought you'd have a boner all the time. How is holding your hand a punishment anyway? When I was noisy in the class I had to stand in the corner and I loved acting like I don't mind at all. Which I didn't.

Also, what is a "cooties-fearing male"?

EDIT: Wait I'll find out. I thought you said "cutie".
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If the class was too obnoxious before recess, the teacher would make us walk to the cafeteria and fields in boy-girl pairs, hand-in-hand. The idea behind it was to stigmatize healthy, normal relationships and promote homosexuality and social phobias.
 
HamburgerBoy said:
If the class was too obnoxious before recess, the teacher would make us walk to the cafeteria and fields in boy-girl pairs, hand-in-hand. The idea behind it was to stigmatize healthy, normal relationships and promote homosexuality and social phobias.
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A job well done.
 
Vimana said:
I enjoyed reading that. I want a story like that (minus the cheating), except I don't think I can get one like that if I force it. I've only had a relationship that "just happened" once, and it was when I was a teenager. In some ways, it was more enjoyable than all of the relationships I've been in since. Of course, we didn't really get along on some fundamental levels, but the carefree, innocent nature of how we connected is something I've never experienced since.
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To this day I still feel guilty for cheating, I did love my 15yr guy after all, but we kinda just stayed together because it was familiar, safe.
So much heartache came from the whole situation, but I wouldn't go back and do anything different. I've always felt comfortable around Rob, and I agree the carefree innocence that we have is what makes it so special, I feel like I've known him forever and we connected on a base level so easily and quickly. It was meeting him that gave me the courage to leave 15 yrs behind me and start a new life, a happier life and Rob made the transition smooth and gave me something to focus on through the hard parts of the separation, he never left my side even though we'd only been together for a week at the time. I didn't cheat with Rob, we never did more than talk before I came back after Xmas, till I was truly free to be with him.
After months of tears and pain, I think I'm getting over Ryan for good, I got closure last night and it was exactly what I needed :)
 
Ever make out with your pillow in the morning? I do. Whatever you don't know me whatever don't judge me!:hahamiddlefinger: My roommate caught me doing it this morning when I woke up. Awkward. Funny but painfully awkward. He caught me jacking it to porn on his laptop a few months back which was even more awkward. We both laughed about it later though. I've caught him doing weird shit too so I think we're both ok with the fact that we're both fucked up.
 
Kara-Shehr said:
Ever make out with your pillow in the morning? I do. Whatever you don't know me whatever don't judge me!:hahamiddlefinger: My roommate caught me doing it this morning when I woke up. Awkward. Funny but painfully awkward. He caught me jacking it to porn on his laptop a few months back which was even more awkward. We both laughed about it later though. I've caught him doing weird shit too so I think we're both ok with the fact that we're both fucked up.
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We have a fleshlight now.

Pro-tip: the bf says it wasn't worth the $100 spent on it, but could easily be worth 50, so if you're curious go for the cheaper model.
 
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