Males and Females

[arg]

going to vancouver to fuck some canadian whores. i already have 3 appointments

 

[Onder]

going to vancouver to fuck some canadian whores. i already have 3 appointments

Good! Don't forget to tongue their asses.

 

[arg]

dude i haven't licked ass in ages, i'm dying to.

you should try it on your french class girl, dit-lui ''je veux lecher ton trou du cul''

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Anyone else here on a two year long dry spell? Surely I'm not the only one...

 

[damnromulans]

aug literally everyone in Vancouver is Guangdong Chinese, hope you are ready for that.

I don't love anal but my porn tastes have shifted that way. Also filthy shit like fisting people until they pee.

Congrats on getting laid Onder!

 

[Onder]

Congrats on getting laid Onder!

You're such a weirdo.

 

[Zephyrus]

Anyone else here on a two year long dry spell? Surely I'm not the only one...

I think the longest I've ever gone since losing my V-card was about 14 months.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

4 months for me right now. It does suck, then I just watch my favorite Lexi Belle video and I'm good to go again.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

I think a month or two last year, but I was depressed and my libido was nonexistent. If I'm getting sex on a regular basis, I start losing my shit if I go longer than a couple of days.

 

[Onder]

4 months for me right now. It does suck, then I just watch my favorite Lexi Belle video and I'm good to go again.

Porn is great. I was just discussing my gay friend's porn collection with him. He tags the movies with colors and shit. My favorite kind of porn is when the girl obviously struggles during the movie or when she looks like a drug addict because that kinda implies she does it to get cash to spend on drugs and that turns me on baby.

 

[Zephyrus]

I think a month or two last year, but I was depressed and my libido was nonexistent. If I'm getting sex on a regular basis, I start losing my shit if I go longer than a couple of days.

I'll have relations with a female when Hell freezes over. Oh well.

How times have changed since the first page of this thread.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I think the longest I've ever gone since losing my V-card was about 14 months.

Ever since I moved to my current location two years ago I've yet to even be touched by a female in a sensual way

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Porn is great. I was just discussing my gay friend's porn collection with him. He tags the movies with colors and shit. My favorite kind of porn is when the girl obviously struggles during the movie or when she looks like a drug addict because that kinda implies she does it to get cash to spend on drugs and that turns me on baby.

There was some keyword I tried using a couple months ago because I thought it might give me something exhilarating, but instead all I got were videos titled along the lines of "What a whore looks like when her will to live is gone" and pictures of teary, smeared-makeup drug addicts gagging.

 

[Onder]

There was some keyword I tried using a couple months ago because I thought it might give me something exhilarating, but instead all I got were videos titled along the lines of "What a whore looks like when her will to live is gone" and pictures of teary, smeared-makeup drug addicts gagging.

They smear the make-up intentionally so it looks that way. But yeah, those videos are fun. Sometimes you see them balance on the border of not taking it anymore and changing their lives. But no. The desire for meth is stronger.

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Uhhh... wow...

 

[Master_Yoda77]

How times have changed since the first page of this thread.

 

[The Ozzman]

I had a third date with this chick I met on OKCupid. Things are going really well and we were making out a shit ton tonight.

 

[Satanstoenail]

The bassist from Messer Chups is pretty gorgeous:

 

[Nephilim96]

Without the bass, she's a 7. With the Bass, she's a 10.

Chicks who plays bass are fire.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Schmidt like. Schmidt want to bang.