Males and Females

[waif]

One of my pieces came over and we smashed. Now I'm getting back to my busy day of half-assedly working on a website and trying to bang other girls. Today is an okay day.

 

[Onder]

"my babe." yuck

I don't know what's hot and what's not cool anymore in the english language department, today, in your fucking area. I'm sorry that english is my second language (iow fuck off moron).

"Bro, pussy is bad motherfucker yo", of course. Because it's fucking cool to talk like that.

 

[Hannibal_Lecter]

http://www.youbeauty.com/relationsh...feedbox&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Feedbox#1

 

[Carpe Mortem]

The boyfriend and I spent all weekend same way we always do... Drinking beers and working on some shit in the garage. Can't wait till we have our own garage to be productive in, its my favorite time of the week.

We've been acquiring shit for our upcoming new apartment and it includes old school wooden chairs whose company disbanded in like 1925, as well as end tables he made out of fly wheels and crank shafts. I been sanding and staining wood like a motherfucker.

Rustic charm with a horror/ Geiger edge. Place is gonna be bad fucking ass. Also doing the bathroom in an Abbath theme, with him riding a rubber ducky framed over the toilet.

Edit: This is pretty much what he made, except ours are blue'd and antiqued as fuck, thus darker and cooler.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I don't know what's hot and what's not cool anymore in the english language department, today, in your fucking area. I'm sorry that english is my second language (iow fuck off moron).

"Bro, pussy is bad motherfucker yo", of course. Because it's fucking cool to talk like that.

haha are you really that easy?

 

[Dak]

I don't know what's hot and what's not cool anymore in the english language department, today, in your fucking area.

I loled.

 

[Onder]

haha are you really that easy?

I don't even know what your fucking point is anymore. You definitely kept the moron tone though.

 

[Eligos]

The boyfriend and I spent all weekend same way we always do... Drinking beers and working on some shit in the garage. Can't wait till we have our own garage to be productive in, its my favorite time of the week.

So wait, do you just find out when people are gonna be on vacation, then break into their garages and build furniture and fixtures?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

So wait, do you just find out when people are gonna be on vacation, then break into their garages and build furniture and fixtures?

No, you stoner. Think that one over for a bit.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Sounds awesome, Carpe! I want to see some pictures missy! And that table looks really fucking cool. Even though I know that's not the one actually made but yeah i like the stand on it.

After telling some of my girls about my situation my girl crush hung out with me and got me beautiful earrings. My other girlfriend cuddled me all night, and a few others keep showing me photos of guys to see if i'm interested. I think they all want the D, E, F, G and fucking H.

 

[Huldra]

So wait, do you just find out when people are gonna be on vacation, then break into their garages and build furniture and fixtures?

You sound like you're an expert in this field.

 

[KafkaX]

Am I the only one not laughing?

 

[Nephilim96]

So wait, do you just find out when people are gonna be on vacation, then break into their garages and build furniture and fixtures?

I'm guessing she still lives at home...

 

[Zephyrus]

So I tend not to talk about this subject, but I've decided to go porn-free for a long while, if anything to see what psychological effects (positive, I expect) would come from not numbing the reward mechanisms of my brain into oblivion. Has anyone else here attempted this?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I think it'll probably work. I'm numb to the core at this point. I don't even think I like fucking anymore, I just do it to have the memory to jerk off to so I can really enjoy it later. Yea, porn fucka you up

 

[waif]

Jeremy, are you going no-fap or just no porn? It's an important distinction, although in both cases I think it can be healthy to do for a few weeks now and then.

Is there anything specific you're hoping to get from it?

 

[KafkaX]

Part of me wants to do the challenge as well, but I dont know if Im strong enough to go with out titties for more than a few days

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I think it would be better to just keep on watching porn, but get a fleshlight to use in lieu of my hand.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I've gone a week or two without (although that's usually stress making me forget rather than a conscious attempt at abstinence). Always feels amazing starting again.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So I had a fun night with said chick at the "heavy metal" karaoke night, which was just your typical metal karaoke songs. It wasn't crowded, but we all had fun singing songs and drinking regardless. I sang two non-metal songs "Jailbreak" by Thin Lizzy and "Fortunate Son" by CCR. I found out I fucking destroy CCR songs. Anyways, we went back to her place and snuggle on the couch and watched UFO files. She started passing out so I figured I'd leave and shit. We made a little bit but that was it. Whatever.

She's cool. I'll hang out with her again sometime soon. We both are huge Trailer Park Boys fans and have similar tastes in a lot of things, so that rules.