Males and Females

I goto strip clubs for the show, to see beautiful naked women shake their ass and do some crazy acrobatic shit on a pole. Not to bust a nut. Which is the complete opposite of a lot of my friends, and apparently a lot of the male population in general. I rarely even get lap dances. I just love throwing ones on jiggling asses with some thumpin hip hop in the background.
 
Why store porn though. That's when you have a problem. Just stream and get it out quick

For me, there are maybe 1 in 500 porn videos with that transcendental quality that merits a lifetime of appreciation and study. Typically they are low-resolution amateur videos, tagged "girlfriend" if you're lucky, and never even make it to the biggest porn streaming websites. You may not appreciate it now, but 100 years from now I'll have a great-great-great nephew go scouring through my attic and in there he will uncover a treasure trove of long-forgotten erotic excellence, the likes of which will be displayed in the greatest museums for the public to masturbate to.

Megaporn going down when I relied only on bookmarks was my burning of Alexandria. I will never be negligent in my duties again.
 
All those sites are fine and all for a quick fap, but none of them have the sense of community that xHamster does. Nothing reinforces kinship like uploading videos of jizzing into your mouth or onto photos of an underaged Miley Cyrus and having your friends comment on them positively.
 
Original content is the only porn worth saving, especially when it's someone who's saying your name and doing what you asked them to do on video. I've had about as many virtual sex partners as real ones, and yes, I can tell the difference between truthful response, and phony photos and generic material. It's more comparable to stuff you find on /r/gonewild than porn sites. I like that stuff better to begin with.

And for anyone who is thinking about dumping porn, consider dumping drugs, cigs, and alcohol first. Those are far, far more interactive with the brain. Look at 12- 18-year-olds who masturbate constantly. These are people with a lot of vitality and emotional energy. If that's lacking by the mid-20s, it probably has more to do with growing out of a very volatile and energetic period, and way less to do with considering porn habits that were probably much worse in the recent past.
 
So I feel like my sex life is starting to get pretty greasy. Tomorrow I have a date and then if I don't get lucky, which I probably won't, I'm gonna grab a 12 pack and head over to this other girl's place. Then on Saturday I'm having dinner with this couple and after dinner we're probably gonna go back to their place and I'm gonna bang the girl. So...yeah. Kinda greasy.
 
Pretty much. He might join in. I don't mind. I've already done a MFF threesome, so I feel like I might as well do it the other way as well.

And yeah, it's kind of awesome, but I just feel like I'm so far from the person I thought I wanted to be when I was younger.
 
Pretty much. He might join in. I don't mind. I've already done a MFF threesome, so I feel like I might as well do it the other way as well.

Adding another wiener and subtracting another vagina is a huge step, imo...Changes things dramatically...Not sure I could get off with some other dudes sweaty ball stench wafting my way...

And yeah, it's kind of awesome, but I just feel like I'm so far from the person I thought I wanted to be when I was younger.

And dude...Join the club. :lol:
 
I usually can't get off the first time with a new piece anyways, so I'm not too worried. I'm just trying to check as many items off the bucket list as I can.