Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

yuck

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I used to always wear cargo pants, and I remember the first time I wore rather tight pants to work, a MILFy peer stared at my crotch for a good two seconds, distracted while talking. Not that my flaccid penis or scrotum are worth bragging about or particularly noticeable, but it was kind of an ah-ha moment as to why cargo pants are considered unfashionable.

(That or the natural bagginess of my old pants provided the illusion of a bulge, and she was shocked to not find the slightest contour in my new pants.)

On a related note, I've gotten better at maintaining erections while photographing myself nude, and have figured out better angles for emphasizing my junk. Not worth bragging about erect either, but I always had this seed of doubt when people would say "Oh, it may look big but it's just the angle" because it seemed like I could never find the right angle, but now I feel pretty confident that I could deceive lonely middle aged homosexuals if I ever decided to start camming on xhamster.

 

[Baroque]

 

[Nephilim96]

I thought you died.

 

[Baroque]

I voted in the death metal thread.

Yeah I took a break though. It gets tiresome constantly having your musical tastes criticized around here. I like what I like.

 

[Nephilim96]

Half these guys listen to Beherit, I wouldn't worry about what they have to say.

 

[The Butt]

Beherit is only for the intellectual elite tbh.

 

[Nephilim96]

 

[The Butt]

My offer to provide a drinking spot (with bonfire) to anyone here who visits Canada still applies. The Slut Metal playlist will be blared loudly on repeat, and Molson Canadian Cold Shots will be drank en masse (and also on repeat).

Except UltimateApathy. He is not invited.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Trying to convince my dude to opt for this two bedroom apartment. The 1br is about 768 square ft which is bigger than the other ones we've looked at but I really value a retreat for alone time. This being our first time living together, I don't wanna get sick of him or vice versa because we're inhabiting a shoe box together.

Plus side, we have found a complex we dig five minutes from the lake. Him being a boat mechanic and me loving fishing, its a find, decent price for either one. Plus we can hang shelves and landscape, paint the walls and shit, its single level. The two bedroom had a basement and an upstairs though goddamn I want it.

 

[waif]

My offer to provide a drinking spot (with bonfire) to anyone here who visits Canada still applies. The Slut Metal playlist will be blared loudly on repeat, and Molson Canadian Cold Shots will be drank en masse (and also on repeat).

Except UltimateApathy. He is not invited.

Man if you make it over to Montreal in the next...week or two, I guess...we should get drunk together.

 

[The Butt]

I doubt I'll be able to make it there in that timespan, but that would be awesome haha. Funds have been really tight.

You moving back to Boston or something?

 

[Krow]

I voted in the death metal thread.

Yeah I took a break though. It gets tiresome constantly having your musical tastes criticized around here. I like what I like.

This place is brotherhood built thru totally jackassery to each other. What's not to love?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Shut the fuck up Krow.

 

[whiskey funeral]

You're all dickheads tbh. And I mean that in a loving manner.

 

[unknown]

"We do not discriminate against kikes, my pals, wops, greasers, or faggots. Here you are all equally worthless..."

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Well u are a woman. Your inferior mind has no say here. Go back to the kitchen. <3

 

[whiskey funeral]

Fuck you <3 Awwwwww...

 

[YungVoidWitch]

salt of the earth

 

[Krow]

Shut the fuck up Krow.

This guy gets it.