Males and Females

[HamburgerBoy]

Not really the same thing. To give an analogy, I change my pillow case regularly, keeping the exterior clean and a nice soft surface to press my face and cock against. The pillow itself, on the other hand, is as wrinkly and yellowed as an ancient Talmudic text.

 

[CiG]

Buy a new pillow you gross cunt.

 

[CF87]

I like women, when they're dead, you have no use to me. If you talk, you don't even say anything of use to me. Don't even talk. I don't like you. I don't care if you have tits.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Insightful. Did you get your GED yet?

 

[CF87]

I took my ged over a decade ago, I can't pass math and have tried multiple times. I don't bother with it. I'm not going to sit there and do astronomical math problems. I don't even know why anyone would want me to get my ged, they must be stupid as fuck. It's the most stupid shit ever experienced my whole life.

 

[The Ozzman]

I took my ged over a decade ago, I can't pass math and have tried multiple times. I don't bother with it. I'm not going to sit there and do astronomical math problems. I don't even know why anyone would want me to get my ged, they must be stupid as fuck. It's the most stupid shit ever experienced my whole life.

Are you on welfare?

 

[CF87]

Pretty much my whole life. I can't even go eat a slice of pizza or even get a cheesburger. I'm hungry all the time and am bones, even if I ate a cheeseburger right now, would still be hungry. I'm confined to suffer always in torment. Now I have to have welfare move me into a hotel.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

How the hell do you afford the internet?

 

[RedStorm]

He sleeps behind the dumpster behind mcdonalds and leaches off their wifi and old mcmuffins.

 

[CF87]

I'm using your wifi, I don't even know why I'm on the internet, they made me do it.

 

[The Ozzman]

Pretty much my whole life.

Our US tax dollars at work

 

[Onder]

Greys is fucked.

 

[CF87]

Our US tax dollars at work

I bought a few things at this store earlier, organic whole milk with tax money, real good milk.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I love you DD. You can have all my tax money.

 

[Phylactery]

Wtf is wrong with him this last few weeks? His posts make no sense to me. And he describes everything as being "fun to me".

 

[CiG]

He sleeps behind the dumpster behind mcdonalds and leaches off their wifi and old mcmuffins.

Sounds great.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I generally keep my lustful thoughts dedicated to porn and my basement, but whenever I am overpowered with real world stimulus, it's always milfs. Especially milfs with a stern demeanor. I don't know why, milf porn doesn't make up an unusual amount of my collection or anything. Had a restless boner for a good portion of today because of a milf.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Major gdilf, especially in this role.

 

[arg]

dear god she's gorgeous. poland is awesome. i'll be there in 19 days. Espada im coming for your sister

 

[EspaDa]

Yeah, Polish women are the most beautiful in the world. And she's speaking wise words! Good combo.