Males and Females

[Blurry_Dreams]

what the hell

hey new to ultimatemetal person

i've been posting on Ultimnatemetal.com for forever

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@terminaldesolation78

another random page of me posting as Monoxide Child
https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/males-and-females.605240/page-576

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Unorthodox first date, shooting range. A lot apprehensive ladies, though.

They've only shot those obnoxious Desert Eagles and shit, so they are put off of guns.

Turns out, you give them a reasonable arsenal that a normal person would use and teach them how to control recoil properly, it's actually a shit ton of fun!

Whodathunk?

 

[arg]

After 37 years I finally fucked a girl for free

 

[no country for old wainds]

great! where's the video?

 

[arg]

haha working on that
it was surprisingly not difficult

get food
she offers weed and we smoke it in a park
hang at her place
play motionless in white
make vodka crans
Hey wanna see my tattoos and I take off my shirt
Hey I have some too and she takes off her shirt
Want a back massage, sure
How about an ass massage, ok
Can I lick it, if you like

On the first attempt, wtf

 

[CiG]

play motionless in white

Damn did you check her ID?

 

[arg]

Lol she’s 30, vegan and does yoga, nice face and big ass, not fat but not toned, I should get her to lift

 

[no country for old wainds]

Want a back massage, sure
How about an ass massage, ok
Can I lick it, if you like

the last of the romantics

 

[CiG]

You can get pretty far with some directness, confidence and a decent degree of hygiene. This is why incels are cringelord faggots.

 

[no country for old wainds]

now all we need is for blurry to hold down a regular job and the sky will fall on GMD forever.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

You can get pretty far with some directness, confidence and a decent degree of hygiene. This is why incels are cringelord faggots.

Then explain you?

 

[no country for old wainds]

 

[CiG]

Then explain you?

Hey I shower these days.

 

[no country for old wainds]

that’s even worse, better to be an incel than a poof

 

[CiG]

Since you've been both and can compare, I'll take your word for it.

 

[arg]

God damn this girl doesn’t wash her mouth or pussy when we do it, her breath smells like garlic and her pussy smells like week old mackerel. Her asshole is actually her best smelling hole

how can I tell her without hurting her feelings

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Did the first time not tip you off???

Or was her hygiene actually passable at that time?

Either way, that's a #1 dealbreaker to me. Time to move on. I understand that you ain't going to smell like a rose 24/7/365, but ffs...no grown man or woman should be gag-inducing during coitus

 

[Slammed]

Hang a toilet bowl freshener from your tongue, through a piercing if it suits, if she doesn't get the hint at least you'll be doing your bit to help others.