Males and Females

[CiG]

You still had hair lol.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

the video ended up on Tosh.O but for some reason i can't find the video
they cut out all the parts with the black people and you only say me sucking the white girls toes with Tosh saying "did she step in something delicious?"

 

[CiG]

Blurry is UM's very own celebrity.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i think i actually posted the Tosh.O video at some point
i just can't find it right now

 

[CiG]

i think i actually posted the Tosh.O video at some point
i just can't find it right now

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

the people filming put it up on porn sites as a foot-fetish vid but they also put it up on youtube and dailymotion and i didn't even realize it was on any non-porn sites till my friend Li-Li saw it on Tosh.O

 

[CiG]

Pretty fucking funny.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

yeah, it's pretty funny that it's up on porn sites even though she's not giving a footjob or getting my sperm on her feet

 

[CiG]

That's not why it's funny you retarded retard.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@zabu of nΩd
the full length video shows a bunch of black people freaking out over the "crazy white people"

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Master_Yoda77
can't believe nobody responded to either of these posts

yes, she is actually
she seemed to be in love with my penis for a while
then she ditched my dick to go back to eating pussy

no, i really was dating a woman who has been divorced 5 times
her 5 ex husbands hate her now
she hasn't been able to get married a 6th time because she's now so much of a bitch she can't get a 6th guy to marry her
she was thinking about me being husband number 6 but she's a bitch and me getting married sounds like a bad idea anyway
her maiden name is Brady and she loves football and she tells anyone that cares that NFL star Tom Brady is her cousin
although, now that i'm thinking about it, Tom being her cousin might be a fantasy on her part

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That's fucking brilliant <3

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i kinda remember the gaps of time where this thread was filled with pix of "sexy girls"
maybe we should go back to that

 

[Bloopy]

Thread is about relationships. Keep telling us about the divorcees and find another thread for the thicc butterfaces.

edit: we could always have a thread called Stuff Blurry Dreams Likes and then people with adverse reactions would know not to click it.

 

[Slammed]

Or we could just have a thread called Blurry's Bullshit and not let him post anywhere else!

 

[CiG]

He cannot be contained to a single thread.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

another thread for the thicc butterfaces.

we did have that
it was called "sexy pics" or "sexy pix" or something like that
what the hell happened to that thread??

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

we could always have a thread called Stuff Blurry Dreams Likes and then people with adverse reactions would know not to click it.