Males and Females

[MasterpieceMesias]

One thing's certain, Blurry, nobody can accuse you of having a boring life

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

One thing's certain, Blurry, nobody can accuse you of having a boring life

i became part of a crew yesterday
they know they're all idiots i have to be their brain for this complicated thing that's going to involve me talking to lawyers and MHMR and the fire department and FEMA (yes i know i'm gonna fuck it up but they don't don't know that yet)

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@zabu of nΩd

here's how i get laid

1
oh, hey, that dick-hungry girl over there wants my dick

2
oh, wait, that girl that want's my dick is totally bat-shit-crazy, prolly shouldn't fuck that

3
being celibate sucks, I'm gonna go fuck the bat-shit-crazy girl

@MasterpieceMesias
me seducing totally bat-shit-crazy girls isn't even anything i can teach anyone else how to do
it's really more like my dick is a magic-magnet that pulls totally-crazy women to me,
as opposed to, you know, a regular magnet that pulls metal

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@zabu of nΩd

here's how i get laid

1
oh, hey, that dick-hungry girl over there wants my dick

2
oh, wait, that girl that want's my dick is totally bat-shit-crazy, prolly shouldn't fuck that

3
being celibate sucks, I'm gonna go fuck the bat-shit-crazy girl

@MasterpieceMesias
me seducing totally bat-shit-crazy girls isn't even anything i can teach anyone else how to do
it's really more like my dick is a magic-magnet that pulls totally-crazy women to me,
as opposed to, you know, a regular magnet that pulls metal

@terminaldesolation78

i used to post as "monoxide child"

and here is an example of the type-of-crazy that i end-up having sex with

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/males-and-females.605240/page-445

 

[terminaldesolation78]

what the hell

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

what the hell

hey new to ultimatemetal person

i've been posting on Ultimnatemetal.com for forever

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@terminaldesolation78

another random page of me posting as Monoxide Child
https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/males-and-females.605240/page-576

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Unorthodox first date, shooting range. A lot apprehensive ladies, though.

They've only shot those obnoxious Desert Eagles and shit, so they are put off of guns.

Turns out, you give them a reasonable arsenal that a normal person would use and teach them how to control recoil properly, it's actually a shit ton of fun!

Whodathunk?

 

[arg]

After 37 years I finally fucked a girl for free

 

[no country for old wainds]

great! where's the video?

 

[arg]

haha working on that
it was surprisingly not difficult

get food
she offers weed and we smoke it in a park
hang at her place
play motionless in white
make vodka crans
Hey wanna see my tattoos and I take off my shirt
Hey I have some too and she takes off her shirt
Want a back massage, sure
How about an ass massage, ok
Can I lick it, if you like

On the first attempt, wtf

 

[CiG]

play motionless in white

Damn did you check her ID?

 

[arg]

Lol she’s 30, vegan and does yoga, nice face and big ass, not fat but not toned, I should get her to lift

 

[no country for old wainds]

Want a back massage, sure
How about an ass massage, ok
Can I lick it, if you like

the last of the romantics

 

[CiG]

You can get pretty far with some directness, confidence and a decent degree of hygiene. This is why incels are cringelord faggots.

 

[no country for old wainds]

now all we need is for blurry to hold down a regular job and the sky will fall on GMD forever.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

You can get pretty far with some directness, confidence and a decent degree of hygiene. This is why incels are cringelord faggots.

Then explain you?

 

[no country for old wainds]

 

[CiG]

Then explain you?

Hey I shower these days.