Males and Females

[Blurry_Dreams]

the people filming put it up on porn sites as a foot-fetish vid but they also put it up on youtube and dailymotion and i didn't even realize it was on any non-porn sites till my friend Li-Li saw it on Tosh.O

 

[CiG]

Pretty fucking funny.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

yeah, it's pretty funny that it's up on porn sites even though she's not giving a footjob or getting my sperm on her feet

 

[CiG]

That's not why it's funny you retarded retard.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@zabu of nΩd
the full length video shows a bunch of black people freaking out over the "crazy white people"

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Master_Yoda77
can't believe nobody responded to either of these posts

yes, she is actually
she seemed to be in love with my penis for a while
then she ditched my dick to go back to eating pussy

no, i really was dating a woman who has been divorced 5 times
her 5 ex husbands hate her now
she hasn't been able to get married a 6th time because she's now so much of a bitch she can't get a 6th guy to marry her
she was thinking about me being husband number 6 but she's a bitch and me getting married sounds like a bad idea anyway
her maiden name is Brady and she loves football and she tells anyone that cares that NFL star Tom Brady is her cousin
although, now that i'm thinking about it, Tom being her cousin might be a fantasy on her part

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That's fucking brilliant <3

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i kinda remember the gaps of time where this thread was filled with pix of "sexy girls"
maybe we should go back to that

 

[Bloopy]

Thread is about relationships. Keep telling us about the divorcees and find another thread for the thicc butterfaces.

edit: we could always have a thread called Stuff Blurry Dreams Likes and then people with adverse reactions would know not to click it.

 

[Slammed]

Or we could just have a thread called Blurry's Bullshit and not let him post anywhere else!

 

[CiG]

He cannot be contained to a single thread.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

another thread for the thicc butterfaces.

we did have that
it was called "sexy pics" or "sexy pix" or something like that
what the hell happened to that thread??

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

we could always have a thread called Stuff Blurry Dreams Likes and then people with adverse reactions would know not to click it.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

yes, she is actually
she seemed to be in love with my penis for a while
then she ditched my dick to go back to eating pussy

She came back to this city to come look for me

She's in lust (love??) With me again

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

She came back to this city to come look for me

She's in lust (love??) With me again

She was in New Orleans and came all the way out to the DFW Metroplex to come to me because she is bat-shit crazy
She is totally in love with my pheromone scent again
She's still an alcoholic
The alcohol has fucked off her liver and she just got diagnosed as terminal

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I've been in a hotel room with her all weekend
And she's driving me crazy

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@zabu of nΩd
this woman that i've been posting about is tiny (although not quite as small as the bony and bitchy woman who thinks Tom Brady is her cousin)
ditched her monday and spent a while this morning groping a woman that's twice her weight

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

we did have that
it was called "sexy pics" or "sexy pix" or something like that
what the hell happened to that thread??

seriously
what happened to the sexy pics thread??