Males and Females

[CiG]

Define "on the rise" because I'm highly skeptical. Also, more interesting to me would be the fail rate (bet it's extremely high).

 

[Krow]

I mean, aren’t all relationships fail rates fairly high?

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I still feel a need to have someone in my life, but there's also a part of me that's afraid to get hurt again because I'm still grieving over the death of my previous girlfriend.

I'm feeling all sorts of shit. I need some fucking vodka right now, but I work in a few hours so I can't even drink until the late evening

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I've seen some wonderful poly relationships, but it often seems like a way for 2-4 underconfident women to share the burden of raising one bum dude to adulthood.

i've seen more poly relationships that are just 1 girl with multiple guys

 

[CiG]

I mean, aren’t all relationships fail rates fairly high?

I meant relative to.

 

[Sedition and Pockets]

i've seen more poly relationships that are just 1 girl with multiple guys

Ain't that way here. "Asheville Poly" is like a fucking joke at this point.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Sedition and Pockets

you know how in redneck-hillbilly towns that are "in-the-south" you have all those girls that won't loose their virginity until they're ready to become pregnant because their so hesitant to loose their virginity because of "pre-marital" sex "being a sin"??

well, in Dallas you have these young girls that are paranoid about not wanting to get impregnated
where getting knocked-up is the scariest thing in the world to them
but then, these girls somehow become addicted to touching penises
where you have girls that love sucking dick and/or love taking dick up the ass
and then they avoid getting pregnant by not doing penis-in-vagina-sex
and even when these get condoms or birth control pills,
some girls will loose count of how many different penises they've touched
and still only have penis-in-vagina sex with 2 or 3 guys over their life-time
it seems to be frequently these crazy-ass girls that do 1 girl, multiple poly relationships
in the 1-girl-multiple-guy relationships that i've personally seen
only 1 guy gets the "privilege" of penis-in-vagina sex
among the girls that are currently between about 20 and 30 years old
it's frequently the girl trying to have a specific "vanilla" guy's sperm impregnate her
while she indulges in her kinks/fetishes by touching other dude's dicks
frequently the girl wants to have a sexual relationship with a guy that thinks her kinks are disgusting
and she gets her fetishes indulged with another guy

for example, i used to be with a girl with sexually sensitive feet,
where i would make her orgasm without touching her above the ankle
the dude trying to knock her up thought feet were so disgusting
that he was okay with me receiving foot-jobs from her, because
A) my hands/mouth weren't touching her above-the-knee
and
B) she wasn't using her mouth or pussy or ass or hands when she touched my dick
and
C) she really loved having her feet licked and he was wanted to let someone else please her in this way because he wasn't willing to do that

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Sedition and Pockets

it's frequently the girl trying to have a specific "vanilla" guy's sperm impregnate her
while she indulges in her kinks/fetishes by touching other dude's dicks
frequently the girl wants to have a sexual relationship with a guy that thinks her kinks are disgusting
and she gets her fetishes indulged with another guy

for example, i used to be with a girl with sexually sensitive feet,
where i would make her orgasm without touching her above the ankle
the dude trying to knock her up thought feet were so disgusting
that he was okay with me receiving foot-jobs from her, because
A) my hands/mouth weren't touching her above-the-knee
and
B) she wasn't using her mouth or pussy or ass or hands when she touched my dick
and
C) she really loved having her feet licked and he was wanted to let someone else please her in this way because he wasn't willing to do that

2nd example
girl who kinda likes penis-in-vagina sex but really really loves having dick in her ass
she's got a latex allergy
she tried using latex condoms but the latex made her tongue and the inside of her ass itch and burn
so now she's got a guy trying to get her pregnant
but he won't fuck her ass because
he's afraid of the bacteria from feces and/or the bacteria from the colon's digestive-track-fluids giving him a urinary-tract-infection
(this is a legit health concern, when you see anal sex and/or anal gapes in studio-made-porn, they always wash-out the girl's colon right before the filming starts)
so instead of fucking her ass, he's just letting some other dude stick his dick in the girl's ass
(she would have tried to talk him into fucking her ass with a latex-free condom, but she says it wasn't worth the hassle
because the hypo-allergenic latex-free condoms "cost way-the-fuck more" than the latex she's allergic too, and he lets other dudes fuck her ass and now she's gotten totally addicted to the feel of dudes shooting their seed into her intestines while he's balls-deep in her ass)
the guy trying to impregnate her really doesn't give a shit what the fuck she does with any other men's dicks, as long as she doesn't do penis-in-vagina-sex with anyone else

 

[no country for old wainds]

sometimes i regret putting blurry on ignore. what a wealth of insight he provides in this thread.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I think it's hilarious how concerned hentai girls are about getting pregnant. They completely disregard everything else happening to them - shave off her nipples, fine, slice out her tongue, fine, but don't cum inside her SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT!!!!

 

[CiG]

Never mind that they're probably like 12.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

It's okay it's senpai

 

[CiG]

Gas the lolis.

 

[CiG]

There's a petition to have her thrown off the Aquaman sequel after leaked audio tapes expose insane degrees to which Amber abused Johnny Depp. What the actual fuck? Apparently she chopped the tip of one of Depp's fingers off, and one time because he was late to her bday party Depp claims she shit in his bed as revenge...

 

[Onder]

I have a prediction of a new #metoo styled movement that will happen in near future. Basically, women seducing men will be considered a rape at certain point, which will sparkle a new mass outrage, but it won't be led by men abused by female seductors, but rather broken-hearted females riling against hotter females, and it will be called you too, bitch. #youtoobitch

I come from the future.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Princess wants to spend Valentine's Day with me
but she's so bat-shit-crazy that i had to remind her that Valentine's Day is on the 14th

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

me and this guy Scott used to share girls
until Scott got arrested
now, the girl who was dating Scott the day he got locked up is wanting to be with me

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I think it's hilarious how concerned hentai girls are about getting pregnant. They completely disregard everything else happening to them - shave off her nipples, fine, slice out her tongue, fine, but don't cum inside her SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT!!!!

it totally makes sense when you're looking at the girls who are swallowing the sperm of like 6 different dudes....

 

[Bloopy]

Have any of the men out there cummed 5+ times in 24 hours? Cause I conducted a little experiment and the 4th time was terrifying. It was right out of the movie Altered States and sounded like I was either devolving to a primeval hominid form or transforming into a werewolf under the supermoon. To go a 5th round would surely be an irreversible regression, permanently going full ape.

 

[Slammed]

If you did it alone you were probably worn out and had RSI, with a partner you just have to lie back and think of England.