Vilden
From the holy kingdom of Harmonia
Too bad I go for designer furniture instead, I doesn't really help when I can't flash it.
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zabu of nΩd
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Too bad I go for designer furniture instead, I doesn't really help when I can't flash it.
Dude I dunno about you but I go out walking my Tiffany lamp on a rolling Ottoman every weekend, and chicks are all wanting to stroke the pole and play with the frills and shit. I don't let them touch the stained glass shade though - tired of them getting their damn fingerprints all over it.
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IamstheblackWizards is a slag.
I act like a total asshole when I get drunk and it's actually damaging my social life now. I may stop drinking all together.
I act like a total asshole when I get drunk and it's actually damaging my social life now. I may stop drinking all together.
Eligos
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I played at this house party last night and we did awesome but all the women I found attractive enough to have a conversation with had douchey boyfriends who popped in just to show ownership.
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it was fancier than an iphone...idk... what kind. We facebooked eachother and I just realized how fucking old he is. omg..like predates Jesus.
There's not just one thing that a woman goes for I guess. Like the guy I might be meeting tonight. I'm going to a party with a bunch of dorks but there is ONE beast king. Like..holy shit. Definition of man. Tall. Beard, crazy long hair and wears a lot of flannel. Looks like a fucking lumberjack. Ugly as hell and It's the biggest turn on ever. He looks like Fenriz from darkthrone if you hit him in the face with a baseball bat, let it heal, and did it again. Twice. Oh yeah but he probably doesn't have a fancy cell phone and even if he did I wouldn't notice because I'm going to just stare at his package all night.
There's not just one thing that a woman goes for I guess. Like the guy I might be meeting tonight. I'm going to a party with a bunch of dorks but there is ONE beast king. Like..holy shit. Definition of man. Tall. Beard, crazy long hair and wears a lot of flannel. Looks like a fucking lumberjack. Ugly as hell and It's the biggest turn on ever. He looks like Fenriz from darkthrone if you hit him in the face with a baseball bat, let it heal, and did it again. Twice. Oh yeah but he probably doesn't have a fancy cell phone and even if he did I wouldn't notice because I'm going to just stare at his package all night.
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and Vilden, I think the fact you're a train conductor/train engineer whatever should make girls' vags wet enough
You're going to sex up Grizzly Adams?
Do you find homeless guys appealing?
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Satanstoenail
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Speaking of homeless guys, the vocalist of Decrepit Birth was shampooing/wshing his hair and washing etc in the bathroom of the venue last night, ahaha. Coolest homeless dude ever imo.
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Just googled fenriz and found this:
It takes a real man to swim in Norwegian lakes
Der Morgenstern
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I got turned down because of a dude this girl met on fucking Plenty of Fish. Jesus fucking Christ. Cock blocked by a dude on the fucking internet.
Der Morgenstern
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Basically. I can laugh about it, but I'm getting fucking tired of being led on, only to get slapped with the 'I thought we were just going to be friends' card. Yea, I actually bothered replying to your fucking texts just because I'm a good listener. My circle of female friends just needs another member with a nice rack and a great smile. That's what it was missing all along.
Mort Divine
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That was quick.
My friend who I thought was a lez is now dating a dude. We had booked a double room together in Berlin for New Years Eve but now the dude is coming too and I feel somewhat obligated to find other accommodation for myself. Sort of nervous/disappointed about being a third wheel on New Years Eve.
My friend who I thought was a lez is now dating a dude. We had booked a double room together in Berlin for New Years Eve but now the dude is coming too and I feel somewhat obligated to find other accommodation for myself. Sort of nervous/disappointed about being a third wheel on New Years Eve.
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