Males and Females

[Mountains_of_Mars]

Online dating seems like a really decent option at this point in the game. I dont really have anything else to look forward to.

 

[Zephyrus]

Aren't you in college?

 

[voilenoir]

Online dating can be fun!!! Go for it. ahaha

 

[arg]

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[damnromulans]

good lord

 

[The Ozzman]

So I'm registering a profile on this OKCupid site now. If it doesn't get me laid within three months, I'll unleash hell.

Well, that's a fair way to try it. Don't be like Rick (King Blazed) and delete it after two days because all these girls looked at your profile and didn't message you.

 

[The Emptier]

 

[Vimana]

I might make one in a few days when I turn 18. It's probably better than beautifulpeople.com which I got accepted onto and never went to again.

 

[Cythraul]

fucking uzbek bitch pissed me off. so in anger i fucked a russian bitch 1000x hotter than her. and it was fucking amazing! why waste time with this fucking soviet union reject when i can have a real deal purebred in an instant? fucking mongrel bastard inferior race. fuck off!

Now I'm fully convinced that you have serious issues.

 

[Cronopio]

Well, that's a fair way to try it. Don't be like Rick (King Blazed) and delete it after two days because all these girls looked at your profile and didn't message you.

I won't. Already had that experience (of not getting messaged or messaged back) so II'll have more patience this time around.

 

[Hez]

fucking uzbek bitch pissed me off. so in anger i fucked a russian bitch 1000x hotter than her. and it was fucking amazing! why waste time with this fucking soviet union reject when i can have a real deal purebred in an instant? fucking mongrel bastard inferior race. fuck off!

o_______O

 

[The Emptier]

._.

 

[voilenoir]

For sure. okcupid isnt too bad.

 

[King Richard]

Well, that's a fair way to try it. Don't be like Rick (King Blazed) and delete it after two days because all these girls looked at your profile and didn't message you.

I deleted it because it was a waste of time and I didn't really care. I know this is going to sound stupid and egotistical, but if I wanted to get laid right now I could.

Besides, all the bitches in my area were pretty MEH, except the fox.

edit: Since I was not forced to talk about this because MIKE HAS A BIG FUCKING MOUTH, I hate the idea of online dating. Again, this is going to sound stupid and/or female-esque, but too much of the emphasis of "hooking up" or initiating communication is based on physical details (I can't believe I just said that). I don't consider myself photogenic at all, in fact, I only consider myself as an average looking guy. But what I do have is a pretty killer personality when it comes to charm and wit which works wonders with teh ladies /bragging. Like I was telling Mike a while ago, if I only had a chance to even talk face to face with most of those chicks I messaged, my dick would still be sore.

Either way, good luck to all my brochachos out there.

 

[The Ozzman]

I deleted it because it was a waste of time and I didn't really care.

Nice backpedaling, brah

 

[damnromulans]

Nice backpedaling, brah

Whatever, he can get laid WHENEVER HE WANTS OKAY

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Single mothers are a gamble. Worst odds ever.

 

[Astrum]

i am a firsthand witness of my mother destroying the lives of men/others. singleasaurus rex when i was a kid

 

[arg]

.

 

[King Richard]

Whatever, he can get laid WHENEVER HE WANTS OKAY

ya ya ya, I wasn't really bragging about it because the broads I was referring too aren't the cleanest