MANOFUCKINGWARRRRRRR!

[King Richard]

Didn't Manowar write a song called The Gloryhole of Metal or something? Oh wait, that was some gay porno they were all starring in, my bad.

 

[waif]

sounds like the guy writing their lyrics needs to take anger management classes, or xanax.

Dude, it's fucking Manowar.

 

[Xorv]

Dude, it's fucking Manowar.

so rape, murder, assault, and gayness are the only topics they cover? awesome.

 

[waif]

Yup.
Except they do it in an extremely manly, true, and epic fashion.

 

[Lord Kur]

i feel naughty in the tingle areas when i think about manowar.

i just all out splooge all over everything if i listen to them. it's like gay porn set to battle tunes.

 

[Satanstoenail]

so rape, murder, assault, and gayness are the only topics they cover? awesome.

Also: Battles, fighting, playing music really loud, and killing the false.

I listened to Fighting The World the other day for the first time in ages. It brought the lols. Blackwind, Fire and Steel is mammoth.

 

[sevag00]

I like "Die for Metal", but Manowar is pretty gay.

 

[Jreg]

Some of their albums (basically Fighting the World and after) are fun in the sense that you know somebody out there is laughing at you for playing them, but I stand by their first four as being solid heavy/power metal records in their own right. They still had the cheese factor back then, but it wasn't really excessive enough to distract from the the music. "Thor (The Powerhead)", "Sign of the Hammer", "Hail to England" and others are excellent, epic metal tunes.

 

[mutantllama]

LET EACH NOTE I NOW PLAY BE A BLACK ARROW OF DEATH SENT STRAIGHT TO THE HEARTS OF ALL THOSE WHO PLAY FALSE METAL! AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Personified Hatred]

gayness.

That's right.

 

[Oddity_13]

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH,
RAISE YOUR FIST UP IN THE AIR,
PLAY METAL
LOUDER THAN HELL
LOUDER THAN HELL
LOUDER THAN HELL!

I apologize for giving into the whole "post lyrics really big" thing, I guess it's kinda in the true Manowar spirit, though.

They're almost like Tenacious D, but not as obvious.
I love it.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Other bands play......

 

[Einherjar86]

Carry We, who die in battle
Over land and sea...
Across the Rainbow Bridge, to Valhalla!
Odin's waiting for me.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Carry We, who die in battle
Over land and sea...
Across the Rainbow Bridge, to Valhalla!
Odin's waiting for me.

LOL MORE LIKE BUTHALLA MANOWAR IS GAY U FAGZ LOL!

 

[waif]

That wasn't funny. But I know you mean well.

 

[AchrisK]

Never heard 'em.

 

[waif]

Kings of metal
Fighting the world
Sign of the hammer

BUY OR DIE!

 

[AchrisK]

I always assumed they were as dumb as they looked.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

You fail at metal.

 

[Matt]

Spinal Tap > Manowar