MANOFUCKINGWARRRRRRR!

[False Joe]

Do they crush beer cans against their heads?

Was at the Turisas gig last night, Nygard looked back and said "I always like to see what beer they've given me. It was German a few days ago. Danish before that. Then dutch. Now they've got me Stella Artois. Belgium beer.
I WANT WELSH BEEER! What is a good welsh beer?"
Someone said brains
"I WANT SOME BRAINS! WHERE IS MY BRAINS!?"

Eventually got handed some after the next song, took a sip and the crowd started chanting "DOWN IT! DOWN IT! DOWN IT!"
He laughed and said "This is not Manowar. We don't crush beer cans against our head...
This is actually pretty fucking good".

 

[seedofvengeance]

Manowar is tons of fun. That's the deal. Nobody seriously thinks of them as gods, but they are. They are the Chuck Norris of metal.

Perfect explanation.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Nobody seriously thinks of them as gods

AHEM!

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

is manowar for real or a joke band? There's no way they can oil their muscles, wear loincloths onstage and sing about epic battles, and be serious about it. LOL

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

you're an idiot. Manowar invented the concept of masculinity.

oily muscles, hairspray and loincloths are so metal....it makes Lemmy, Cronos and Tom Angelripper look like noobs.

:Smug:

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

First of all, theres an edit button on your posts for a reason.

Secondly, Manowar pretty much rules.

 

[waif]

is manowar for real or a joke band? There's no way they can oil their muscles, wear loincloths onstage and sing about epic battles, and be serious about it. LOL

they aren't seriously serious...

 

[mutantllama]

Manowar is a fun band. But that doesn't mean that they don't have things musically I like. They have awesome solos, awesome vocals, and other things.

 

[waif]

Their music is as goofy, over-the-top, and awesome as they are.

 

[Einherjar86]

Their music is as goofy, over-the-top, and awesome as they are.

Good way to put it. They just don't care and play balls-to-the-wall metal. What more can you ask?

 

[~Neurotica]

Manowar are good. But too much of gay pathos and too much of 'stamps' in the songs.

 

[Vilden]

Speaking of Manowar, the chorus in Blood on my Enimes is one of the (if not THE) best vocal performance ever imo, it just sounds so fucking perfect. :d

 

[genocide roach]

bump

HAIL AND KILL
~gR~

 

[Lord Kur]

this is the best manowar tune

 

[SentinelSlain]

It's good but I don't think it's the best. That would be Thor (the Powerhead).

 

[Lord Kur]

its all gay

 

[TheInsane]

Manowar is almost always alot of fun. They can get tiresome though. However they always have that feel to them that get me pumped if I listen to their stuff. Definately cheesy but in the best of ways.

 

[Lord Kur]

thank you for defining gay

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've always thought that if you look at the kind of people who criticise this kind of heavy metal in the media and analyse them; they are rather camp people in their own way. The kind of people who say something along the lines of 'oh my god that look is so last week darling'.

 

[waif]

This bump: why?