MaNoWaR - what, where, why, how?

The people who listen to Manowar are people with mediocre 9-5 lives who want to dream themselves away and think they're warriors in a world of glory and steel and/or anxious 14-year old boys who like Lord of the Rings and roleplaying who have a bit of difficulty talking to girls and stuff and seek their strength in Manowar, with all their confidence and talk of UNITY AND BROTHERS OF METAL WILL ALWAYS STAND!
Yep that's how Quorthon was
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Leif Edling too. (since you listen to Candlemass right now)
 
One of my friends is a Manowar fanboy. He's funny, he recites and sings Manowar lyrics on the city bus much to the dismay of the other passengers.
 
JayKeeley said:
About the "gay" thing - I know it's just a 12 year old's figure of speech kinda thing - but I always thought it was hysterical in the case of ManOwaR (thanks Ayekkka :loco: ) since they've probably won the hearts of more female groupies than KISS and Elvis Presley put together!!!
And it looks great on the videos too :cool:

(is there a reason you spelt my name with three Ks? :err: are we trying to insinuate something?)
 
NicodemiX said:
One of my friends is a Manowar fanboy. He's funny, he recites and sings Manowar lyrics on the city bus much to the dismay of the other passengers.
I'm quite fond of rfeciting Orson Welles' parts to Dark Avenger and Defender when I'm drunk :) how it goes down depends on who I say it too ^_^
 
IOfTheStorm said:
So.. Manowar didnt influence Bathory?
ok
No, of course, I was being facetious. There is no disputing the impact Manowar have had on the metal scene. Indeed, much like Maiden or Priest, they would probably never play Wacken since tickets would sell out in hours to just Manowar fans alone. They are HUGE, no doubt about it, and I guess that's what I was asking: are they huge for the same reason that Priest and Maiden are huge? It's interesting that Manowar fans will probably listen to Maiden and Priest, but it doesn't always work both ways, so there is obviously something unique about Manowar that only Manowar fans 'get'.

I don't get the issue with loin cloths either, or the dungeons and dragons image. I don't own any Manowar, and have never played D&D, but what do people think they're doing when they're watching LotR or Conan the Barbarian? Or any fantasy / sci-fi? It's escapism, right? So why is it that Bathory can get away with it, but not Manowar? If nobody can explain this, then it's all selective nitpicking as far as I'm concerned.

My initial comment about Greece was a little tongue in cheek, but there is something to be said about things considered 'cheesy' and their correlation with Greece, Japan, Italy, or Germany. The world can turn it's back on cheesy heavy metal -- for the love of goat, Spinal Tap anyone? -- but as long as there is Greece, Germany, Italy, and Japan, a living can be made.

Were Greece a bunch of closet Nazis or what? :loco:

P.S. Erik - that avatar scares me....
 
Ayeka said:
(is there a reason you spelt my name with three Ks? :err: are we trying to insinuate something?)
Yes, my deep admiration for your political beliefs. :loco: Nah, it was just a play on my earlier mispelling of MaNoWaRRR! I am teh funnay.
 
Erik said:
You obviously don't understand shit so why don't you just
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It is because i listen to Manowar
You who dont listen to Manowar, you understood what i said
 
JayKeeley said:
No, of course, I was being facetious. There is no disputing the impact Manowar have had on the metal scene. Indeed, much like Maiden or Priest, they would probably never play Wacken since tickets would sell out in hours to just Manowar fans alone. They are HUGE, no doubt about it, and I guess that's what I was asking: are they huge for the same reason that Priest and Maiden are huge? It's interesting that Manowar fans will probably listen to Maiden and Priest, but it doesn't always work both ways, so there is obviously something unique about Manowar that only Manowar fans 'get'.

I don't get the issue with loin cloths either, or the dungeons and dragons image. I don't own any Manowar, and have never played D&D, but what do people think they're doing when they're watching LotR or Conan the Barbarian? Or any fantasy / sci-fi? It's escapism, right? So why is it that Bathory can get away with it, but not Manowar? If nobody can explain this, then it's all selective nitpicking as far as I'm concerned.


Were Greece a bunch of closet Nazis or what? :loco:

P.S. Erik - that avatar scares me....
The "selective nitpicking" summons most negative comments about Manowar.
People usually know Manowar through other people's comments, and when (if ) they listen to a Manowar album, they already have the worst idea. But most of them wont listen to the album. Its ok. Most people who bash Manowar, listen to bands with a lot worse image and FAR WORSE lyrics. They dont talk about Manowar's music.
But why am i saying all these ... you people listen to BURZUM haha...

My initial comment about Greece was a little tongue in cheek, but there is something to be said about things considered 'cheesy' and their correlation with Greece, Japan, Italy, or Germany. The world can turn it's back on cheesy heavy metal -- for the love of goat, Spinal Tap anyone? -- but as long as there is Greece, Germany, Italy, and Japan, a living can be made.
Cheesy things and Greece huh?
Let me let you know that Brocas Helm made their only non san francisco concert in Athens, in 2001. Manilla Road played only in Greece (twice) Italy and Germany the last years. Candlemass made their first reunion concert in Greece, and ARCTURUS will make one of their VERY RARE live shows, here in September (and in the cheesy countries Italy and Germany. Cirith Ungol will play here in Winter. NOW ALL THESE ARE SO CHEESY.
 
Erik said:
Fine, personally I consider this divine poetry:

Superstore Warrior
9 A.M. I'm first in line
50 eurocents in hand to make a trolley mine
Shopping list complete, I've come prepared
I know just what to buy and I'll buy it all right now!

Tissues, chocolate, porridge, milk and beef pastries
buy two -a super bargain- and get one for free
don't touch it! That can of beans is mine
I'll smash your head with frozen chicken, let go you slime
Carrots, meat, potatoes, trifle and applesauce
I love to push my trolley down the dairy corridor
Out of the way you bag, I'm coming through
I can hear the cereals screaming :'Buy me, buy me too'

-chorus-
Superstore Warrior, Superstore Warrior
I shop till I drop, whatever the cost
Superstore Warrior, Superstore Warrior
I shop till I drop, whatever the cost
Superstore Warrior!

Come on, com'on com'on now, I think I've got it all
It's been all lovely so far, but I want to leave the mall
Oh my god it's crowded at the checkout point
I have to jump the queue with force -dislocate your shoulderjoints
Pushing forward hard, threatening with a stale loaf of bread
If you don't let me pay now, I swear I'll see all of you dead
Here's my creditcard bitch, Yes I want a receit and more
It's been a mighty glorious visit at the superstore!

-chorus-
How about Dokken's "Convenience Store Messiah?"

Seriously though, Manowar are Kings Of Metal because they laid claim to it, kinda like the US just took Iraq for their own.

Manowar >>>>> Bathory.

At least Adams can sing, whereas Quorthon sounds like he's gargling Man Batter when he "sang." And Joey Demaio is a beast on the bass.

Saw a chick at Priest wearing a Manowar shirt with a camoflauge short skirt, she was HOT!

Beer, pussy, metal, swords and champions. Nothing wrong with that in my book.
 
IOfTheStorm said:
Cheesy things and Greece huh?
Let me let you know that Brocas Helm made their only non san francisco concert in Athens, in 2001. Manilla Road played only in Greece (twice) Italy and Germany the last years. Candlemass made their first reunion concert in Greece, and ARCTURUS will make one of their VERY RARE live shows, here in September (and in the cheesy countries Italy and Germany. Cirith Ungol will play here in Winter. NOW ALL THESE ARE SO CHEESY.
You know, I'm not exactly sure whether you're agreeing with me or disagreeing...
 
Maybe we have a misunderstanding of what "cheesy" means because right now I'm trying to think of something in my CD collection that isn't cheesy.

From a general standpoint, metal isn't exactly 'trendy'.

I guess what I mean is this: those countries seem to have a penchant for fantasy-laden traditional heavy metal more so than the rest of the world, in additon to other forms of metal where quantities of cheese might be debatable.
 
Its true that traditional metal is probably the most popular metal in Greece.
But why trad. metal has to be named .. "cheesy"? For me the cheesiest thing ever is Cradle Of Filth (for example). Opeth are probably 2nd in the cheese prize awards. "Cheesy" is about the feeling (imo) and not about the sound. I find most black metal vocals to be ridiculus and ultra cheesy (especially Burzum's). My niece's screams can be more evil than them.