Bathory would probably have been a 4 string quartet.IOfTheStorm said:Truth is that the musical value of Manowar is more than that.
Try to think how "Hammerheart" would sound, if Manowar never existed.
Yep that's how Quorthon wasThe people who listen to Manowar are people with mediocre 9-5 lives who want to dream themselves away and think they're warriors in a world of glory and steel and/or anxious 14-year old boys who like Lord of the Rings and roleplaying who have a bit of difficulty talking to girls and stuff and seek their strength in Manowar, with all their confidence and talk of UNITY AND BROTHERS OF METAL WILL ALWAYS STAND!
And it looks great on the videos tooJayKeeley said:About the "gay" thing - I know it's just a 12 year old's figure of speech kinda thing - but I always thought it was hysterical in the case of ManOwaR (thanks Ayekkka ) since they've probably won the hearts of more female groupies than KISS and Elvis Presley put together!!!
I'm quite fond of rfeciting Orson Welles' parts to Dark Avenger and Defender when I'm drunk how it goes down depends on who I say it too ^_^NicodemiX said:One of my friends is a Manowar fanboy. He's funny, he recites and sings Manowar lyrics on the city bus much to the dismay of the other passengers.
No, of course, I was being facetious. There is no disputing the impact Manowar have had on the metal scene. Indeed, much like Maiden or Priest, they would probably never play Wacken since tickets would sell out in hours to just Manowar fans alone. They are HUGE, no doubt about it, and I guess that's what I was asking: are they huge for the same reason that Priest and Maiden are huge? It's interesting that Manowar fans will probably listen to Maiden and Priest, but it doesn't always work both ways, so there is obviously something unique about Manowar that only Manowar fans 'get'.IOfTheStorm said:So.. Manowar didnt influence Bathory?
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Yes, my deep admiration for your political beliefs. Nah, it was just a play on my earlier mispelling of MaNoWaRRR! I am teh funnay.Ayeka said:(is there a reason you spelt my name with three Ks? are we trying to insinuate something?)
It is because i listen to ManowarErik said:You obviously don't understand shit so why don't you just
The "selective nitpicking" summons most negative comments about Manowar.JayKeeley said:No, of course, I was being facetious. There is no disputing the impact Manowar have had on the metal scene. Indeed, much like Maiden or Priest, they would probably never play Wacken since tickets would sell out in hours to just Manowar fans alone. They are HUGE, no doubt about it, and I guess that's what I was asking: are they huge for the same reason that Priest and Maiden are huge? It's interesting that Manowar fans will probably listen to Maiden and Priest, but it doesn't always work both ways, so there is obviously something unique about Manowar that only Manowar fans 'get'.
I don't get the issue with loin cloths either, or the dungeons and dragons image. I don't own any Manowar, and have never played D&D, but what do people think they're doing when they're watching LotR or Conan the Barbarian? Or any fantasy / sci-fi? It's escapism, right? So why is it that Bathory can get away with it, but not Manowar? If nobody can explain this, then it's all selective nitpicking as far as I'm concerned.
Were Greece a bunch of closet Nazis or what?
P.S. Erik - that avatar scares me....
Cheesy things and Greece huh?My initial comment about Greece was a little tongue in cheek, but there is something to be said about things considered 'cheesy' and their correlation with Greece, Japan, Italy, or Germany. The world can turn it's back on cheesy heavy metal -- for the love of goat, Spinal Tap anyone? -- but as long as there is Greece, Germany, Italy, and Japan, a living can be made.
How about Dokken's "Convenience Store Messiah?"Erik said:Fine, personally I consider this divine poetry:
Superstore Warrior
9 A.M. I'm first in line
50 eurocents in hand to make a trolley mine
Shopping list complete, I've come prepared
I know just what to buy and I'll buy it all right now!
Tissues, chocolate, porridge, milk and beef pastries
buy two -a super bargain- and get one for free
don't touch it! That can of beans is mine
I'll smash your head with frozen chicken, let go you slime
Carrots, meat, potatoes, trifle and applesauce
I love to push my trolley down the dairy corridor
Out of the way you bag, I'm coming through
I can hear the cereals screaming :'Buy me, buy me too'
-chorus-
Superstore Warrior, Superstore Warrior
I shop till I drop, whatever the cost
Superstore Warrior, Superstore Warrior
I shop till I drop, whatever the cost
Superstore Warrior!
Come on, com'on com'on now, I think I've got it all
It's been all lovely so far, but I want to leave the mall
Oh my god it's crowded at the checkout point
I have to jump the queue with force -dislocate your shoulderjoints
Pushing forward hard, threatening with a stale loaf of bread
If you don't let me pay now, I swear I'll see all of you dead
Here's my creditcard bitch, Yes I want a receit and more
It's been a mighty glorious visit at the superstore!
-chorus-
You know, I'm not exactly sure whether you're agreeing with me or disagreeing...IOfTheStorm said:Cheesy things and Greece huh?
Let me let you know that Brocas Helm made their only non san francisco concert in Athens, in 2001. Manilla Road played only in Greece (twice) Italy and Germany the last years. Candlemass made their first reunion concert in Greece, and ARCTURUS will make one of their VERY RARE live shows, here in September (and in the cheesy countries Italy and Germany. Cirith Ungol will play here in Winter. NOW ALL THESE ARE SO CHEESY.
Credibility going, going, going, going... * gone....Papa Josh said:Manowar >>>>> Bathory.
Bitch, I'm more metal than you.Black Winter Day said:Credibility going, going, going, going... * gone....