I just sat down and wrote a brief and concise review of you. You may not entirely agree with it but I feel that it accurately reflects your personality as well as your intellectual capabilities and your ability to engage in a coherent discussion. Here it is:
You're an idiot.
I hope you enjoyed my review. I look forward to your constructive criticism. But remember, this is just my personal opinion so be gentle with me. I wouldn't want my sense of self-worth to dramatically drop because someone on the internet wasn't satisfied with my review and disagreed with me.