metal for moods

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Hahaha

 

[CAIRATH]

I'm gay.

You made a little mistake. I edited it for you.

 

[MURAI]

Yeah guy, I'd loved to get tentacle raped.

 

[Stormwatch]

If I'm in the mood for masturbating I put on "Lashed to the slave stick" by Nile and try to keep up with the beat.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Wanna be Startin' Something - Michael Jackson for me. Ha.

 

[Killbot]

If I'm in the mood for masturbating I put on "Lashed to the slave stick" by Nile and try to keep up with the beat.

I find listening to men growling quite off putting when masturbating, but each to their own.

 

[Stormwatch]

I find listening to men growling quite off putting when masturbating, but each to their own.

Ah, so you prefer listening to BOYS growling while touching your cock?
As you say - each to their own. Sicko.

 

[Killbot]

mmmm... young boys.

 

[Stormwatch]

mmmm... young boys.

I like women.

 

[Killbot]

That's what they all say.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

3 - 5 boys is my favourite age range.

 

[MURAI]

...in hair metal outfits?


Whoa, this is getting hotter and hotter.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Tight spandex jump suits, and hair spray! You got it!

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Homophobia - Coldplay

+5 points

Energizing - Iron Maiden, Rammstein, Elvenking, Deep Purple, Fu Manchu
Relaxing - Isis, Anathema, Agalloch, Nightwish, Tool
Brooding - Immortal, Dissection, Isis, Anathema, Hypocrisy
Angry - Carcass, Finntroll, Bodom, Unearth, Rage Against The Machine
Horny - 'Hit That' by the Offspring, Afroman, Michael Jackson, Bob Marley, a lot of jazz
Retarded - Cannibal Corpse, Lamb of God, 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

Perverted/Horny - Crotchduster

I think that one makes a good amount of sense.

 

[Xorv]

alot of members of glam bands look like little boys who took a peek in a whores closet

 

[Matt]

late at night.
Taake
Burzum
Moonsorrow
Bathory
Bal-Sagoth
Emperor
Enslaved
Immortal

pretty much no powermetal and very little death metal

Add Opeth, Satyricon, and Vader to that list and that's mine also.

 

[UndyingDarkness]

Happy - Korpiklaani, Skyclad, Isis, Russian Circles, The Mars Volta
Depressed - Daylight Dies, Fall Of The Idols, Apocalyptica, Novembre
Angry - Bloodbath, Nile, Augury, Benighted, Hypocrisy, Demilich, Malevolent Creation
Full of Pride - Týr, Drudkh, Pagan Reign, Enslaved, Månegarm, Fjoergyn
Mellow - Isis, Agalloch, Sahg, Wolfmother, 65 Days Of Static, Katatonia, Red Sparowes

 

[Susperia]

Happy: Tyr
The Lord Weird Slough Feg
Upwards of Endtime

Depressed:
Mourning Beloveth
Nokturnal Mortum
Krieg
Burning Saviours
Solstice
Bathory's 'Shores In Flames"
Darkthrone
Agalloch

Horny:
Reverend Bizarre, oddly enough

 

[metal_wrath]

Horny:
Reverend Bizarre, oddly enough

I'm listening to them now,

maybe we are in sync on this cosmic plane *wink*