any guy who's ever had a prostate exam learns to hate KY jelly. no matter how many paper towels they give you, you still start squishing when you walk after a few steps
Yeah, maybe I should censor myself... Hell, what the fuck am I saying? Eh... But I will be sliding down the banister naked the next time my family leaves me here alone.
There's a cashier that hits on you,too,Famous Amos?Sooo...social studies teacher,neighbor and a cashier?Damn!Have you been performing any "special favors"?This is getting a bit disturbing,so I'll just stop...
No, I just attract old people. Well, actually, this one was about 20. But still older than me. Uhhhhhhhhhh... Well, the whole KY thing- I was planning on sliding down the banister directly into a big tub of vodka. So, that solves your whole clearing the area concern, Ledmag.