Metallica Fuckin Blows

[TheSeldomlaid]

the funny thing is, is that its probably him. Look at his avatar. :Spin:

Of course it's me

I got the Whoracle poster from Nuclear Blast when I ordered from them a year or two ago. Kicks ass, doesn't it?

 

[-Rivfader-]

Their new stuff was gay. My only problem with Metallica is that little turd monkey known as Lars. Other than that I don't mind them.

But Master of Puppets and Ride the Lightning are awesome albums. And Justice For All kicks ass too.

 

[Deadnight Warrior666]

Of course it's me

I got the Whoracle poster from Nuclear Blast when I ordered from them a year or two ago. Kicks ass, doesn't it?

yea man it fucking kicks ass!

 

[OutlawCFH]

Who fuckin' cares? They're both trying to live in the shadow they once were.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

Troll post

ingredients:
- the words Metallica AND Megadeth
- an internet forum known for the average iq of their inhabitants
- some subtlety (not much though)

portions: a few pages

preparation:
1. mix and mash
2. post
3. presto

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[Abrasive-X]

fucking comedy

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

^yeah, Avril owns them both

 

[Abrasive-X]

OH SHE DOES :O (stop calling me avril)

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Don't you just love the Smegmadeth nutswingers?

Oh, and why is this on the CoB forums? It needs to be moved to the Off-topic area.

 

[RideForVengance]

yeah, its probably some dipshit with too much time pissing people off for fun... since it doesnt really make sense to like one but not the other, I mean if you like Kill Em All, then you should like Mustaines style of writing, cause he wrote it... if you like Kill Em All you probably also like Puppets... get what i mean?


Despite the fact that they lost their style in the 90's, they used to be a fucking amazing band live... or so i've heard / seen in vids. I dunno if they still are gonna be as good... maybe less energetic, james will sing differently, lars sucks even more.... but im goin to see em at the MCI center next sunday anyways.


Oh yeah, what the fuck does this have to do with COB?

 

[wildchild86]

Could someone who is not a total retard like the person who started this thread please close it ?

How bout you close your fuckin mouth you stupid fuckin piece of fuckass shit.

 

[Justinschut]

YOU shut the fuck up you fucking retard, nobody fucking cares what you fucking think about Metallica. Go fuck yourself you fucking motherfucker

 

[wildchild86]

YOU shut the fuck up you fucking retard, nobody fucking cares what you fucking think about Metallica. Go fuck yourself you fucking motherfucker

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN FUCK, I SHOULD FUCKIN SHIT ON YOUR STUPID FUCKIN HEAD CAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID FUCK MOOK. YOU FUCKIN RETARDED FUCK BASKET, I AM ALLOWED TO HAVE MY OWN OPINION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SORRY FUCKIN SACK OF FUCKIN SHIT. I DON'T REALLY FUCKIN CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU STUPID FUCK STICK. IT'S PRETTY FUCKIN HYPOCRITICAL TO SAY THAT MY OPINION DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU STATE YOUR OPINION TOWARDS ME YOU FUCKIN CUNT.

P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE EAR WITH A 12 INCH DICK YOU FUCKASS.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

YOU shut the fuck up you fucking retard, nobody fucking cares what you fucking think about Metallica. Go fuck yourself you fucking motherfucker

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN FUCK, I SHOULD FUCKIN SHIT ON YOUR STUPID FUCKIN HEAD CAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID FUCK MOOK. YOU FUCKIN RETARDED FUCK BASKET, I AM ALLOWED TO HAVE MY OWN OPINION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SORRY FUCKIN SACK OF FUCKIN SHIT. I DON'T REALLY FUCKIN CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU STUPID FUCK STICK. IT'S PRETTY FUCKIN HYPOCRITICAL TO SAY THAT MY OPINION DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU STATE YOUR OPINION TOWARDS ME YOU FUCKIN CUNT.

P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE EAR WITH A 12 INCH DICK YOU FUCKASS.

Dude, you suck.

You could've added at least 14 more fucks in there.

 

[Heavenscent]

It's really hilarious if you replace al the adverbs, adjectives and nouns by 'gay-poo':

GAY-POO YOU, YOU GAY-POOIN GAY-POO, I SHOULD GAY-POO GAY-POO ON YOUR GAY-POOED GAY-POOING GAY-POO CAUSE YOU ARE A GAY-POOIN GAY-POO GAY-POO. YOU GAY-POOIN GAY-POOED GAY-POO GAY-POO, I AM ALLOWED TO HAVE MY OWN GAY-POO SO SHUT THE GAY-POO UP YOU GAY-POOY GAY-POOIN GAY-POO OF GAY-POOIN GAY-POO. I DON'T REALLY GAY-POOIN CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU GAY-POOED GAY-POO GAY-POO. IT'S PRETTY GAY-POO HYPOCRITICAL TO SAY THAT MY GAY-POO DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU STATE YOUR GAY-POO TOWARDS ME YOU GAY-POOIN GAY-POO.

P.S. GO GAY-POO YOURSELF IN THE GAY-POO WITH A 12 INCH GAY-POO YOU GAY-POO.

Ps: TOTALLY OFF-TOPIC

 

[nataservant]

I just the title of this thread and all I want to say is

THANK YOU!!

 

[EternalMetal]

YOU shut the fuck up you fucking retard, nobody fucking cares what you fucking think about Metallica. Go fuck yourself you fucking motherfucker

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN FUCK, I SHOULD FUCKIN SHIT ON YOUR STUPID FUCKIN HEAD CAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID FUCK MOOK. YOU FUCKIN RETARDED FUCK BASKET, I AM ALLOWED TO HAVE MY OWN OPINION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SORRY FUCKIN SACK OF FUCKIN SHIT. I DON'T REALLY FUCKIN CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU STUPID FUCK STICK. IT'S PRETTY FUCKIN HYPOCRITICAL TO SAY THAT MY OPINION DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU STATE YOUR OPINION TOWARDS ME YOU FUCKIN CUNT.

P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE EAR WITH A 12 INCH DICK YOU FUCKASS.

wow, your mature

 

[delt]

wc86's reply == south park humor

besides, metallica donesn't blow, they suck. it's the exact opposite.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Megadeth is REAL thrash metal

Megadeth owns all.

 

[delt]

Our true maiden of metal!!!! it's been a while since you posted....!!