Movie Quotes VI : The Wolff Edition

Wolff

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All of these are from mainstream films and haven't been taken from Luke's porno collection:

1) Well they can suck my quiet cock
2) You wanker. You sad, sad wanker.
3) You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
4) I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!
5) You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.
6) Respect the cock... and tame the cunt!
7) Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt... me!
8) That wee lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves till I find out what cunt did it.
9) You shouln't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put in your mouth.
10) It's a cunt, dear.
11) The only way she's coming back to you is if a blast of semen propels her out the window and across the street.
12) What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
13) Good morning, dickhead.
14) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
15) Fuck off you silly queer, I'm getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hooray!
16) Yes, I suck dick for money. You should see me fuck, I'm the best piece of ass in three states.
17) Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
18) Disneyland. Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland.
19) "Foul-mouthed"? Fuck you!
20) You get to go back to your million dollar beach house and your bimbos and your blow jobs and you get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take.

Right down the name of the movie below the quote. The winner will be mailed a prize.
 
Here's my reply.

Taken from my upcoming movies:

girl: hi there suga

me: hey (inaudible- I check her out)

girl: ohhh poor baby you must be tense, care to join me for cup of tea at my place?

me: sure me lady. I looooooove tea.

girl: you're gonna love it even more when you smell its aroma.

me: I have no doubts. I like to take my time with fine-ass tea. I take it with suga, I take it with a dab of milk.

girl: oooooh, I like milk

me: indeed? I got lots.

girl: ooooh

end scene. (queu Opeth's Epilogue. hehe)
 
Well, Evil currently leads with nil points. So if (s)he were an entrant in the Eurovision Song Contest (s)he would be Norway.

Then again at least (s)he tried :rolleyes:

Most are these are really really obvious
 
And Lina is now neck and neck with Evil - also on nil points :p
 
Originally posted by Wolff
All of these are from mainstream films and haven't been taken from Luke's porno collection:


4) I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!

- Full Metal Jacket

7) Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt... me!

- Snatch

8) That wee lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves till I find out what cunt did it.

-Train Spotting


16) Yes, I suck dick for money. You should see me fuck, I'm the best piece of ass in three states.

-American Beauty

only 4...maybe you should dumb it down a bit...

 
Originally posted by Lee_B
4 = Full Metal Jacket
8 = Trainspotting
14 = Clerks?
17 = Animal House
19 = Goodfellas?

Lee

14, 17 correct.
19 incorrect
 
Originally posted by leadfoot256
I knew
American Beauty
Full Metal Jacket (2 of them at least...i think)
Snatch
Magnolia

Magnolia is correct
 
So far:

Mr. Black 4
Lee 2
Leadfoot 1

Some Clues:
1) (Brain) dead comedy
2) Not a Monty Python quote
3) Some movie about four people teaming up to commit armed robbery, and then trying to doublecross each other for the loot
4) FULL METAL JACKET (Mr. Black)
5) Some movie with Nicolas Cage about drinking to death...
6) MAGNOLIA (leadfoot)
7) SNATCH (Mr. Black)
8) TRAINSPOTTING (Mr. Black)
9) What we hope S4R isn't when posting on here
10) 1995 comedy/drama chick flick ... er .. I mean aimed at a female demographic
11) Meg Ryan and Mathew Broderick R rated film
12) A prison film
13) This phrase was used throughout this film and it's almost identically named sequel
14) CLERKS (Lee)
15) Very successful Aussie film
16) AMERICAN BEAUTY (Mr. Black)
17) ANIMAL HOUSE (lee)
18) One of the best war films
19) A very successful 80's "star" vehicle with numerous (3 at least) sequels.
20) Movie with Michael J Fox and James Woods