COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
COL. SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
DARK HELMET: And his cousin?
COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
DARK HELMET: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
ALL CREW: Yo!!
DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!
SPAAAAAAAAAACEBAAAAAAAAAALLS!
"Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
"Son, this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER UP THE ASS!"
"You're entering a world of pain."
- John Goodman/Walter in the Big Lebowski
"I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man, I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero, but sometimes there's a man, and I'm talking about the Dude here, sometimes there's a man, well, he's The Man for that time and place. He fits there. And that's the Dude. In Los Angeles."
- The Big Lebowski