Favorite movie quotes

JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK:
"HEY BABY EVER HAD YOUR ASS LICKED BY A FATMAN IN AN OVERCOAT?"

CLERKS:
"MY LOVE FOR YOU I LIKE A CHOPPED BERZERKER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK BERZERKER!"
"THAT'S BEAUTIFUL MAN"
 
union9 said:
Give me some sugar baby - Evil Dead 2

Shop Smart. Shop A Mart. - Evil Dead 2

No tears please...it's a waist of good suffering. - Hellraiser

I kick arse for the lord. - Braindead

Stop your grin'n and drop your lin'n - Aliens

What about you? Do you want something hot and black inside you? - Event Horizon

:lol::lol: quality films good sir

add some of these bad boys in

your all a bunch of slack jawed faggots - predator

see this. this is my BOOM stick - army of darkness
 
This one makes me crack up everytime

Betty has gone to far, killing is wrong...and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong....or...badong. Yes! Killing is badong! From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: Gnodab! - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
 
Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?
Frank: Why do you wear that stupid man suit?


Donnie Darko
 
Pumpking said:
Pretty much everything from lock, stock and two smoking barrels just their accent would deserve a f*cking oscar :)

Hell yeah. The accents are just great. Until I saw this film, I hadn't considered the genre of british action-comedy.

"Shotgons? You mean gons that fire shots?"

"I don't want to calm down. I*M panicking, and I'M outta here".

"Barry makes sure the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously"

"Well, I am not laughing NichoLAS"
 
I saw The Searchers yesterday, wow, what a good western!
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AjDeath said:
"I don't want to hurt you, I just wanna bash your brains in, right the fuck in." Jack Nicholson-The Shining

Jack: ill huff and ill puff and ill blow the house in.
nerve wrenching screaming from the dizzy bitch..... :aaaaaaaaargggghhhh
Jack: heres johnny

hope i got it right.
 
COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
COL. SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
DARK HELMET: And his cousin?
COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
DARK HELMET: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
ALL CREW: Yo!!
DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!

SPAAAAAAAAAACEBAAAAAAAAAALLS!

"Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
"Son, this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER UP THE ASS!"
"You're entering a world of pain."
- John Goodman/Walter in the Big Lebowski

"I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man, I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero, but sometimes there's a man, and I'm talking about the Dude here, sometimes there's a man, well, he's The Man for that time and place. He fits there. And that's the Dude. In Los Angeles."
- The Big Lebowski
 
There are too many to name, but here's a few:

"So...how was your pseudo-date?"-Jason Lee in "Chasing Amy"

"I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is..."-Tom Hanks in "Forrest Gump"

"You know what, a girl like you could make things alright for me."-Jared Leto in "Requiem for a Dream"

"Here's lookin' at you, kid..."-Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca"

Victims, aren't we all?"-Brandon Lee in "The Crow"

"Respect the cock! And tame the cunt!"-Tom Cruise in "Magnolia"

Those are all the ones that come to mind at the moment.