Favorite movie quotes

[VicRattlhd502]

I have yet to start up a new thread (other than my "Introduce
Yourself" one) so I thought I'd start one...Hope no one has done one
like this one already. I took a lot of flak for posting a message on
the VH1.com message board that was already posted repeatedly.
I did not know it at the time.

Anyway, I'll share some of my favorite quotes from various movies.
What are yours?


"Take your stinking paws off me you damn, dirty ape."

"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Aww, damn you! God damn you
all to Hell!"
-----Planet of the Apes (original)

"Go ahead, make my day."
-----Sudden Impact

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
-----Gone With The Wind

"I'll be back."
-----The Terminator

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
-----Apocalypse Now

"You know, I signed that release waiver so you can feel free to stick things in my slot."
-----Charlie's Angels

"...You wanna get out of here, you talk to me."
-----The Road Warrior

"I don't know man, I just got here myself."
-----Mad Max

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
-----Caddyshack

"She's totally serious, asswipe!"
-----Sixteen Candles


These are all I can think of now.......

 

[forevernin]

your love of the haflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind-LOTR

every dog has its day-scareface

you want to waste my time ok-scareface

he must think it's whiteboy day-true romance

 

[union9]

Give me some sugar baby - Evil Dead 2

Shop Smart. Shop A Mart. - Evil Dead 2

It's time for a bit of divine intervention - Braindead

I do that rather well...don't you think? - The Exorcist 3

No tears please...it's a waist of good suffering. - Hellraiser

I kick arse for the lord. - Braindead

Your god is an astronaught. While ours is over the rainbow. - Nightbreed (could be wrong. It's something like that)

I am the way - Hellraiser 3

Ohh you have issued a clear invertation to the dance. - Exorcist 3

Stop your grin'n and drop your lin'n - Aliens

What about you? Do you want something hot and black inside you? - Event Horizon

Where we're going...we don't need eye's to see. - Event Horizon

Son of a bitch dug in like an Alabama tick. - Predator

If it bleeds. We can kill it. - Predator

God is a cunt. - Bad Boy Bubby

Your so pretty...I don't know wether to fight you, or to fuck you. - Wrong Bet

 

[nafnikufesin]

**Insert the entire script from Monty Python and the Holy Grail here**

 

[VitalMarcus]

"Are you talkin' to me?"--Taxi Driver

"Spalding: Hamburger, no a cheesburger. I want a hot dog, and some po...
Judge Smails:YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!"--Caddyshack

"WOAH! I almost got head from Amelia Earhardt"--Caddyshack

"Your uncle molests collies"--Caddyshack

"Marty:Why not make 10 louder and keep 10 the loudest?
Nigel:These go to 11!"--Spinal Tap

"You hit like you take it up the ass"--Raging Bull

"Did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic and the Colored boy that got into heaven?"--Caddyshack

"Wang, this is a restricted club. Don't tell them you're jewish. OKAY, fine."--Caddyshack

"Boy, I bet if you buy this hat you get a free bowl of soup."--Caddyshack

"RAT FAAAAAAAARTS!"--Caddyshack

"Judge:So then how do you measure yourself to other golfers?
Ty:By Height."

"Judge:I'm no slouch myself.
Ty: Don't kid yourself judge, you're a wonderful slouch."

 

[Board]

“If he was created to love, it is reasonable to assume he knows how to hate”
- "A.I."
Grace: Are you afraid of anything, Tom Booker?
Tom Booker: Of growing old. Being of no use.
- The Horse Whisperer.

"I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!"
- Jeff Goldblum in "Jurassic Park"

"Playing music is supposed to be fun. It's about heart, it's about feelings, moving people, and something beautiful, and it's not about notes on a page. I can teach you notes on a page, I can't teach you that other stuff."
- "Mr. Holland's Opus"

Vice Principal Wolters: I care about these kids just as much as you do. And if I'm forced to choose between Mozart and reading and writing and long division, I choose long division.
Glenn Holland: Well, I guess you can cut the arts as much as you want, Gene. Sooner or later, these kids aren't going to have anything to read or write about.
- "Mr. Holland's Opus".

"I told you to keep away from that radio. If the battery is dead, it'll have company!"
- James Cagney in "White heat".

Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming.
- "Goldfinger".

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
- "Goldfinger".

James Bond: Special plane, lunch at the White House... how come?
Felix Leiter: The President wants to thank you personally.
James Bond: Oh, it was nothing, really.
Felix Leiter: I know that, but he doesn't.
James Bond: I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.
Felix Leiter: I told the stewardess liquor for three.
James Bond: Who are the other two?
Felix Leiter: Oh, there are no other two.
- "Goldfinger".

"People are frightened by what they don't understand"
John Merrick (John Hurt) in "The Elephant man".


Reginald F. Johnston (R. J.): "Words are important"
Pu Yi: Why are words important?"
Reginald F. Johnston (R. J.): "If you cannot say what you mean, your majesty, you will never mean what you say and a gentleman should always mean what he says."
- "The last emperor"

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind"
- "Gandhi"

"Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always."
- "Gandhi"

"We always think there's luck about what we don't have"
Daniel Auteuil in "The girl on the bridge" ('99)

"You'll have to learn to loose to enjoy winning"
Vanessa Paradis in "The girl on the bridge" ('99)

Lieutenant Danny Roman: When your friends betray you, sometimes the only people you can trust are strangers.
- "The negotiator"

Bernstein: Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
- "Citizen Kane"

Sipsey: Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs- shoot right outta chicken's ass!
- "Fried green tomatoes".

Ninny Threadgoode: A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same.
- "Fried green tomatoes".

"You can't judge the importance of things by the noise they make"
- "Goodbye mr. Chips" ('39)

"Wo hu cang long" (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) is probably the movie I've seen with the most good quotes. If you haven't seen it, I recommend you to. You can also check the quotes out at imdb, but I recommend you to see the great movie first! The quotes are also a bit wuzzy I guess, but I don't really care though.

 

[VicRattlhd502]

Here's some more that I thought of:


"What are you people, on dope?"
-----Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"I don't know you. But you, I never forget a face, Mr. Chekov."
-----Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"Let them eat static."
-----Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"They made us too smart, too quick, and too many. We are
suffering for the mistakes they made because when the end
comes, all that will be left is us. That's why they hate us..."
-----A.I.

"Sometime you just hafta say 'what the fuck'"
-----Risky Business

"I think she's the fuck of the century."
-----Basic Instinct

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
-----Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Holy moly, the killer!"
-----Silver Streak

 

[Fuþorc]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
-Jaws

 

[livingdead_girl]

Dusty Bottoms -What's infamous?
Ned Nederlander - *sighs* Dusty, infamous means when you are more than famous.
Dusty Bottoms -Infamous! Infamous!
-From Three Amigos

Austin Powers -Hey there you are!
Stranger - Well hi! Do I know you?
Austin Powers - No, but there you are!

Why do I feel you will be the death of me?
- Obi Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker, from Attack of the Clones

Col. Mustard - So what do you do here?
Wadesworth - I buttle, sir.
- From Clue

Boone - Thought you had a date?
Otter - Nah, she broke it off.
Boone - had to wash her hair?
Otter - no, dead mother.

Boone - Does this thing talk?
- From Animal House

Hooper - I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!!!
- from Jaws

Happy Gilmore - Thats you're home! Why don't you go home? Suck my white ass ball!

Spicoli - Hey, I know you!
- from Fast times at Ridgemont High

 

[Pancakes]

Livia: I wish you'd stop saying that, you've been saying it so much latley!

Augustus: Well, it's my saying, I can use it whenever I like!

From I, Claudius.

...actually, I'm not even gonna try, there are hundreds that I love

 

[diabolical vengeance]

the 1st 5 minutes of full metal jacket

Drill Sgt: I am gunnery sgt Hartman your seinor drill instructor. from now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the 1st and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. do you maggots understand that?...If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recreuit training. you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death praying for war. but until that you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth, you are not even human fucking beings, you are nothing but unorganized grabastick pieces of amphibian shit. because i am hard you will not like, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. i am hard but i am fair. there is no racial biggotry here, i do not look down on my pals, kikes, hops or greasers. here you are all equally worthless...

who said that? who the fuck said that? who's the little communist toad cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? nobody huh? the fairfy fucking godmother said. I will not stand it. I will PT you all until you fucking d ie. I will PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you you scroungy little fuck huh?
Cowboy: sir no sir
DS: you piece of shit you look like a fucking worm i'll bet it was you.
Cowboy: sir no sir
Joker: Sir i said it sir
DS: Well, no shit. what have you got here, a fucking comedian, private joker. I admire your honesty. Well i like youi, you can come over to my hosue and fuck my sister. You little scumbag i've got your name i've got your ass. you will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers i will teach you. you had best unfuck yourself or i will shit down your neck...
DS: Whats your excuse?
Cowboy: Sir excuse for what sir
DS: I'm asking the fucking questions do you understand?
C: Sir yes sir
DS: well than you very much can i be in charge for i while?
C: sir yes sir.
DS: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir 5 ft 9 Sir
5ft9 I didn't know they stacked shit that high. you trying to squeeze an inch on me huh?
Sir no sir
bullshit it looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress. where in the hell are you from private
sir texas sir
holy dogshit texas only steers and queers come from texas and you don't like much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down
do you suck dicks
sir no sir
are a peant (?) bumber?
sir no sir
I'll bet you the kind of person you would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy of giving a reach-around. i'll be watching you....

We're both part of the same hypocrisy-Godfather Pt. 2

The bullshit pilled up so fast you needed wings to stay above it-Apocalypse Now

It was a way we had of living with ourselves. We shoot people in half with a machine gun and give them a band aid-Apocalypse Now

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room-Dr. Strangelove

Charging someone with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the indy 500-Apocalypse Now

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist-the Usual Suspects (its a quote by JJ Rousseau or Voltaire or someone like that but it still cool)

He's the product of your proffession, not mine-Johnny got his gun

You think that's air you're breathing now?-matrix

Hey Hanrahan, Suzanne sucks pussy...She's a dyke! I know i know!-Slapshot

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jepordize it-2001

most of Robin williams' radio bits from Good Morning Vietnam

Sizemore: Maybe i should go on the right flank,
Hanks: The way you run i don't think so-Saving private Ryan

They were gonna make me a major for this, and iwasn't even i ntheir fucking army anymore. even the jungle wanted him dead-Apocalypse Now

I'd Give real money if he'd shut up-star trek 6

my, my, you have been productive-LOTR: FOTR (extended edition)

You have nose hairs?
yes why?
I have hairs in my ass, we can tie them together-Das Boot

our second officer, a model of ideology
he's so tight you can crack eggs in ass
no no
Das Boot

thats all i can think of for now.....

 

[WarHead]

"Suck my spinning steel shitty!" Bad Taste

"Whats that on your face ::throws dirt: " Army of Darkness

The part right before Morgan Freedmen gets eatin by the shark in Deep Blue Sea

"Send more paramedics" Return of the Living Dead

"Groovy" Evil Dead 2

"Dead By Dawn" Evil Dead 2

"Take your time.....we have an eternity to get to know your flesh" Hellraiser 2

"What do you enjoy more,...,. the pleasure ..,.or the pain.,,.,.I enjoy the pain" Hellraiser.....(hmm dont know which one)....

These next ones are from the Hellraiser seris...but I cant remember the certain movie.

"Do I look like someone who cares what god thinks?"

"Jesus wept"

"Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh. "

 

[Sonnenritter]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" - Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore (Apocalypse Now)

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - Don Corleone (The Godfather)

"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But, he's pretty sure you're fucked!" - Stephen (Braveheart)

My favourite quote, from every movie I've seen, is at the end of Braveheart, when William Wallace screams freedom as he's beheaded.

 

[Voice of God]

The same braveheart quote Sonnenritter had.

"I'm a firm believer of philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule." -Randal Graves, Clerks'

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake." -Fight Club

"Robots don't smile because they want to, but because they're programmed to do it, like humans recently." -Ghost in the Shell

"You're just jealous because I'm a real freak and you have to wear a mask." -Batman Returns

+million others, especially Monty Python stuff.

From TV, The Black Adder is a quote machine.
"Cold is Gods way of telling us to burn more catholics"
"It is said that the civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that by learned discourse, he may rise above the savage, and be closer to God. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me that I'm best."
"A man may fight for many things, his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on a cheek of a golden child, but personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of french porn."

 

[Crusader]

"Go ahead, make my day."
-----Sudden Impact

"Go ahead, make my day" is taken from the Dirt Harry movies with Clint Eastwood.
oi, a movie qoute it is!
waarrrggghh, I can't remember that one from "The Fugitive"! I have to sse it then... I'll be back

 

[manuelgv]

Do you always dress like that or you knew I was coming?
Natural Born Killers

 

[veil the sky]

"you fucking Ma-Ki are all the same. One sniff of pussy ...and you lose it!"

Amano Jaku - Urotsukidoji

 

[Crusader]

Die Hard:
YEPPEE KA-AY MOTHERFUKKA!

 

[Ziller]

Dusty Bottoms -What's infamous?
Ned Nederlander - *sighs* Dusty, infamous means when you are more than famous.
Dusty Bottoms -Infamous! Infamous!
-From Three Amigos

Damn, it's been far too long since I saw that classic n_n

My all-time favorite has to be this gem from Boondock Saints(us.imdb.com):
Rocco: "Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"

Although the movie's full of great ones, especially from agent Paul Smecker:
(Smecker's boyfried hugs him and says he wanted to cuddle)
Smecker: "Cuddle? What a fag."

np: Monumentum - I Stand (nowhere)

 

[paradiselost]

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - Don Corleone (The Godfather)

It was you Fredo. I know it was you. You broke my heart. You broke my heart. Michael Corleone ( The Godfather II)

There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Michael Corleone (The Godfather II)

The Godfather rulz!