my computer is all fagged out and i'm furious!

[xfer]

my work computer is a piece of shit, and crashes sometimes dozens of times a day. i can only open one to two programs at a time before i'm "out of memory (i need two programs open at once to do my work) and periodically none. i'm keeping a log of how many times i've crashed since 12/2 and it's up to 37 right now. so i basically can't use internet explorer. i cannot wait until new computers come in february so this unfixable piece of shit will get the big black boot into the tremendous tan trash can. ARGH.

Toby--where have you been? Do you have my sleds? We're eating chocolates and going sledding today and we need them!

 

[minxnim]

your computer obviously speaks with my computer and they trade torture techniques. i literally defragment my computer once a week hoping to god there is an iota of extra space available after that.

mine however is not gay, rather, it's very straight.

 

[FuSoYa]

Toby--where have you been? Do you have my sleds? We're eating chocolates and going sledding today and we need them!

I find it funny that you put this in this particular thread.

 

[avi]

I routinely need about 10 programs open at once to do my work, and at least 4 IE windows. sayin'

 

[xfer]

my "Disk Cleanup" automatically runs every ten minutes. I have to go through it probably thirty times a day.

and i meant "fagged out" as in tired out! homophobe.

 

[minxnim]

i have this really heavy memory intensive clinical program i have to have open all the time too, to keep track of my clients and shit. it's a giant database. my computer is a snail.
i always figure i'll crack it open someday and find a little sad hamster running on a wheel inside all tuckered out.

disk cleanup obviously isn't enough to save us. i need hamster shampoo.

 

[xfer]

hah, well, i plan on cracking mine open with a hammer when the new comps come in, so if some small woodland creature is powering mine, he'd best pack his bags and put on a crash helmet.

 

[xfer]

 

[XzanderX]

"fagged out"

 

[minxnim]

don't blame the hamster!

 

[azal]

 

[xfer]

You'd think the continual stream of rice cake and hummus scraps I drop into my computer would be keeping the little bugger happy. Hmph.

 

[minxnim]

can i please momentarily turn this thread into a more broad 'bitch about yr job' post?
just for a sec?

 

[azal]

I work part time at a machine shop making $6.25 an hour ...no more bitching neccessary.

 

[avi]

wow azal, that does indeed suck.

I stare at a computer all day. it has its advantages and disadvantages.

 

[azal]

I also work two nights a week at a pool hall....so I basically chain smoke for 6 hours and get paid $40 for my troubles.

 

[azal]

oh yeah and I also intern at a shitty local newspaper and make no money for 15 hours of work a week....

where's my gun?

 

[minxnim]

shit! i get to leave work early. so okay it's not that bad. but i'm miffed that x fer never gave me an answer to whether or not i could reroute the thread! dammit!

 

[xfer]

preppy--

i totally, TOTALLY blame the hamster.

take this thread wherever you may. i must be somewhat of a sick fuck, because i usually enjoy my threads being raped.

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

WOw this definitley reminds me of office space