My turn to make a Chuck Norris joke.

[Will Bozarth]

Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. The keys run in fear of his fingertips.



booyah.

 

[Brett]

I'd like to hear a Chuck Norris guitar solo. <3

 

[Brett]

 

[Lunar Still]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

 

[the phish]

Chuck norris can divide by zero.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

lol

 

[Will Bozarth]

Jesus Christ worshipped Chuck Norris.

 

[El Stormo]

Jesus Christ was roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris. And when God got mad, Chuck roundhouse-kicked him too.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Chuck Norris had sex with Mary. Nobody knew the truth until this was posted.

 

[bball_1523]

chuck norris

 

[Jody42147]

*

 

[El Stormo]

Chuck Norris had sex with Mary. Nobody knew the truth until this was posted.

Eve only had sex with Adam because she knew that way down the line, Chuck Norris would be the result.

 

[AsModEe]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice

 

[El Stormo]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a roof. The rain dodges out of his way.

 

[schenkadere]

Chuck norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris divided by zero is Chuck Norris.

 

[schenkadere]

Eve only had sex with Adam because she knew that way down the line, Chuck Norris would be the result.

No, it was because Chuck Norris wasn't available...he was busy chasing Lucifer back into the gates of Hades and slaying demons...but she was thinking of him the whole time.

 

[El Stormo]

Nu-uh, that can't be. Lucifer is still alive. That would mean Chuck failed.

Divide by zero error!

Chuck Norris required.

 

[Lunar Still]

Capcom was originally going to include Chuck Norris as a character in Street Fighter 2, but every button made him deliver a roundhouse kick. When asked about this glitch, Chuck replied, "That's no glitch."

 

[Valerie]

...One of America's great action stars of film and television is not ashamed that he's returned to the faith of this youth. Early in his life, action star Chuck Norris was reared by a strong Christian woman -- but things changed quickly. "When I got into the film world, I got sucked into the secular aspect of the entertainment field and I really drifted away from my faith," says Norris. "It's amazing -- as successful as I was as an actor, and the money and the fame, there was still something missing." Norris married a Christian woman named Gena and, through her witness, rededicated his life to Jesus Christ eight years ago. The actor says the Holy Spirit has filled the emptiness he had and has given his life new meaning. He is now an advocate for getting the Bible back into the public school curriculum.

That will never happen. And no offense to anyone but, I find it sad that someone needs a religion to give their life meaning.

 

[Jody42147]

"Thank YOU, Chuck Norris"