My turn to make a Chuck Norris joke.

[guitarguru777]

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

"Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women––he potato sacks them."

"The opening scene of Saving Private Ryan was loosely based on a game of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in the third grade."

But seriously, Chuck Norris is an asshole.

 

[guitarguru777]

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

On the sixth day God created Chuck Norris. On the seventh day God did not rest, he was unconscience after recieving a round house kick to the face for not making Chuck on day one.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

 

[guitarguru777]

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

 

[Mike]

what's with all this talk about chuck norris?

But this one was funny:

"Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women––he potato sacks them."

 

[guitarguru777]

Rumor has it Dave Thomas died from repeated roundhouse kicks to the head.


Chuck Norris doesnt like when you screw up his order

This is a original ... lol
Just got done eating wendys and they screwed up my order.

 

[Valerie]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris is Sentient 6.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris is Sentient 6.

muahaha

and i agree about the religion thing. 'tis sad. but now that the Christians have the power of Chuck Norris on their side ... shit, we're so fucked :zombie:

 

[Lunar Still]

muahaha

and i agree about the religion thing. 'tis sad. but now that the Christians have the power of Chuck Norris on their side ... shit, we're so fucked :zombie:

Chuck Norris is not on the Christians' side....the Christians are on Chuck Norris' side

 

[Babykabob]

Chuck Norris is not on the Christians' side....the Christians are on Chuck Norris' side

 

[Liverslapper]

Fuck Chuck Norris

 

[Mike]

 

[Oogadee Boogadee]

chuck doesn't wipe his ass. his ass wipes the paper.


ok. i tried.

 

[Captain Beard]

Who the farg are you?

 

[Oogadee Boogadee]

Who the farg are you?

A retard seeking rehab.


aka, James. Division drummer. Nevermore fan.

 

[El Stormo]

Fuck Chuck Norris

No one fucks Chuck Norris. Chuck always does the fucking.