never try to do this at home

[CONCLAVE OBSCURUM]

Never try to do this at home:

I was sitting on my bed, watching TV with a beer, some "Tacos" and lemons.... so i tought... what would happen if i put some lemon on the tip of pennis... so here i was... lemon + pennis= the great pain... holly shit...

 

[SculptedCold]

You know what else hurts? (but is kinda cool at the same time). Get a kebab/barbeque wooden stick/poker thing, dip it in jalapeno juice, then insert it into your penis/urethra all the way down. It feels looooooovely.

 

[CONCLAVE OBSCURUM]

DAMN!! I HAVE TO TRY THAT!!!

 

[Fractured]

Sounds like two healthy young men.

 

[Entombed_Briz_79]

experimentation indeed.

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Hmmmm.....?

 

[stormy]

Yes that sounds like it would hurt VERY much...

 

[Soilent Goat]

Something tells me if you were stupid enough to put lemon juice in the opening of your cock you were on something way more than just some beer.

 

[forevernin]

what were you thinking when you did that?

 

[LordFireworm]

Originally posted by Soilent Goat
Something tells me if you were stupid enough to put lemon juice in the opening of your cock you were on something way more than just some beer.

He is right.
Though I remember reading about this ritual performed in India or some where therebouts where one man would put his cock INTO the other mans cock once it had been stretched enough.
This was in FHM or one of those shitty men's magazines.

 

[Kinslayer]

The very fact you would put lemon on your penis is a cause for concern.

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

You don't need to tell me that hahaha

 

[tara]

Originally posted by CONCLAVE OBSCURUM
Never try to do this at home:

I was sitting on my bed, watching TV with a beer, some "Tacos" and lemons.... so i tought... what would happen if i put some lemon on the tip of pennis... so here i was... lemon + pennis= the great pain... holly shit...

Hahahahaha

 

[CONCLAVE OBSCURUM]

yeah... i think it was somethin way beyond beer... maybe.. ehh.. don't know, orange juice, stupidity... who knows.. All i can remember its the pain.. Its just that amazing!!! Put some lemon on the opening of your cock and meet God. yeah, thats what i did.

 

[BTK]

fucking sick shits...

 

[CONCLAVE OBSCURUM]

Come on...you have to try it, its quite something new and fresh and.. painfull. HOLLY SHIT!! what's the name of that medical exam where a doctor puts his fing deep up your ass?? Uretra examn?? I will kill that fucker if he even tries to touch my ass.

 

[Opus(sy)2]

Originally posted by SculptedCold
You know what else hurts? (but is kinda cool at the same time). Get a kebab/barbeque wooden stick/poker thing, dip it in jalapeno juice, then insert it into your penis/urethra all the way down. It feels looooooovely.

Im all for trying out new ideas but that just makes me cringe

 

[Fractured]

Originally posted by CONCLAVE OBSCURUM
Uretra examn?? I will kill that fucker if he even tries to touch my ass.

But you are okay with putting lemon on your dick?


:Smug:

 

[SoulVomitor]

Holly Shit sounds quite festive. Mas cervezas=lemones para tu verga.

 

[Opus(sy)2]

Originally posted by SculptedCold
You know what else hurts? (but is kinda cool at the same time). Get a kebab/barbeque wooden stick/poker thing, dip it in jalapeno juice, then insert it into your penis/urethra all the way down. It feels looooooovely.

LOL! seriously i cant believe you did that, it cant be good for you!