never try to do this at home

CONCLAVE OBSCURUM

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Never try to do this at home:

I was sitting on my bed, watching TV with a beer, some "Tacos" and lemons.... so i tought... what would happen if i put some lemon on the tip of pennis... so here i was... lemon + pennis= the great pain... holly shit...
 
You know what else hurts? (but is kinda cool at the same time). Get a kebab/barbeque wooden stick/poker thing, dip it in jalapeno juice, then insert it into your penis/urethra all the way down. It feels looooooovely.
 
Something tells me if you were stupid enough to put lemon juice in the opening of your cock you were on something way more than just some beer.
 
Originally posted by Soilent Goat
Something tells me if you were stupid enough to put lemon juice in the opening of your cock you were on something way more than just some beer.

:lol:
He is right.
Though I remember reading about this ritual performed in India or some where therebouts where one man would put his cock INTO the other mans cock once it had been stretched enough.
This was in FHM or one of those shitty men's magazines.
 
Originally posted by CONCLAVE OBSCURUM
Never try to do this at home:

I was sitting on my bed, watching TV with a beer, some "Tacos" and lemons.... so i tought... what would happen if i put some lemon on the tip of pennis... so here i was... lemon + pennis= the great pain... holly shit...





Hahahahaha
 
yeah... i think it was somethin way beyond beer... maybe.. ehh.. don't know, orange juice, stupidity... who knows.. All i can remember its the pain.. Its just that amazing!!! Put some lemon on the opening of your cock and meet God. yeah, thats what i did.
 
Come on...you have to try it, its quite something new and fresh and.. painfull. HOLLY SHIT!! what's the name of that medical exam where a doctor puts his fing deep up your ass?? Uretra examn?? I will kill that fucker if he even tries to touch my ass.
 
Originally posted by SculptedCold
You know what else hurts? (but is kinda cool at the same time). Get a kebab/barbeque wooden stick/poker thing, dip it in jalapeno juice, then insert it into your penis/urethra all the way down. It feels looooooovely.


Im all for trying out new ideas but that just makes me cringe :cry: :eek:
 
Originally posted by SculptedCold
You know what else hurts? (but is kinda cool at the same time). Get a kebab/barbeque wooden stick/poker thing, dip it in jalapeno juice, then insert it into your penis/urethra all the way down. It feels looooooovely.

LOL! seriously i cant believe you did that, it cant be good for you!

:lol: :p