New Mastodon...

[EricT]

Dude fu............... Wait! You have a girlfriend?

 

[Undefined]

I came home from the doctor today... he told me I could lose 20 pounds and 10 inches in 5 minutes!

























































All I needed to do was amputate my cock.

 

[EricT]

But who would do it for you... Wait... Your girlfriend? YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!

 

[Shpongled]

Nothing offensive, just some shit you leave a word out and it sounds funny as fuck



Don't worry dude... we know you have a boyfriend. You are safe here you can come out shhhhhh, don't cry!

Whatever man. Whatever.

 

[Swabs]

You know, this place is lacking something, without the postings of a pilled up wigger talking about how much he works out... It doesn't feel right. I mean sure racism and gay jokes will suffice for a while, BUT WHAT DO WE DO AFTER THAT?

 

[Undefined]

Show some godamn respect John was a fucking pimp, and as a fellow ginger you should have his back. Remember, ginger and my pals are basically spelled the same.

 

[Swabs]

Sorry but I really did read that as "Show some godamn respect John was a fucking gimp" first time and it made me lol so hard

 

[Undefined]

LOL!



But seriously I do miss John.

 

[Shpongled]

IM him. He's on there all the time, and I wouldn't even be surprised if he's lurking this board. Hi John!

 

[Undefined]

I am sworn to a scared oath never to use AIM.

 

[stefan86]

You just need to have some sort of Increase UM postcount through AIM--plugin and it will work alright.

 

[stefan86]

Anyways.. is there a real rip out now?

 

[azal]

not yet as far as I know.

 

[Weizenkeim]

Really psyched for this, I LOVED Blood mountain! It's funny though, how they never seemed to work for me as a progressive/technical band. They do have that element, but what really makes it work is the stoner/psychedelic aspect of it, the sweaty caleidoscopic desert haze- aspect