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[wandering_taco]

last semester i was in engineering and had my lowest gpa ever, a 2.49.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I graduated college with an average GPA of just over 2.2. I'm a superstar.

 

[sevag00]

Also, I don't think this will exactly impress anyone, in fact it may lower your opinion on me, but the fact that I very strongly desire to lose my v completely distracts any long chain of thought.

I don't know why is it hard for you to lose your virginity, just find a hooker and fuck her, it's that simple, unless your waiting till you get married.

 

[sevag00]

last semester i was in engineering and had my lowest gpa ever, a 2.49.

What are you majoring in? Engineering is tough. Last semester i had a GPA of 3.2, which is pretty good for mechanical engineering.

 

[wandering_taco]

well i switched out of engineering, im in a bunch of gen eds right now. I switched to creative writing and will probably start those classes in the fall

 

[King Richard]

Ya, engineering is pretty hardcore. My dad tried like hell to convince me to go to Purdue to become an engineer. I found other things that interested me in stead.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I don't know why is it hard for you to lose your virginity, just find a hooker and fuck her, it's that simple, unless your waiting till you get married.

It's probably that he doesn't want only to lose his virginity, but also to lose it in a dignified way.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't know why is it hard for you to lose your virginity, just find a hooker and fuck her, it's that simple, unless your waiting till you get married.

I don't really want to look back on my first time and think, uhhh yuck she was trashy, I wonder what bin she lives in now.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

If trashiness is a problem, you can just hire an escort. They may be outside your price range though.

 

[st3333phani3333]

That happens sometimes. I was fortunate enough to be in accelerated track classes only from grades 10-11, then mixing with the normals in 12th grade was a horrible reality check and I hated it so I went to a snotty college.

Sounds like you've got some good friends though, so it's not all lost!

What college did you go to? I do got some pretty good friends, thanks. There is always room for more friends, but the ones in the classes I have are a bunch of yahoos and they are not worth my time. But, I would never know that unless I actually interacted with them. But I am taking that chance and I will not interact with them. I was in some accelerated classes for 9the and 10th grade, but 11th grade I got to be with the normals aswell and I liked it. But this year is off, off I tell you.

 

[SentinelSlain]

If trashiness is a problem, you can just hire an escort. They may be outside your price range though.

I don't want to sound all gay, but I think I've said this before. When it really comes right down to it, I don't want to basically *rape* some European girl who's boyfriend sold her to a pimp who shipped her over. I don't want to 'make dirty' (lol!) myself with a normal prostitute either.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I graduated college with an average GPA of just over 2.2. I'm a superstar.

Wow, fuck.

 

[DarkBliss]

Graaaant Rose Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?
Graant Rose Superstar
Why are your grades so above the par?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

WHYYYYYY should you want to know?
Don't you mind about the number!

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

 

[DarkBliss]

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

posting...

 

[King Richard]

Has anyone ever had a 5 hour energy before?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I got to admit I'm obsessed by tits
I had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my auntie Marie
'cause she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs gave you wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

My ass just got bigger, my boobs stayed the same
I had to do something 'cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with mellons and see
I looked like a fagot, a vamp in 3d.
The trick with the mellons, a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
But offcourse I forgot that mellons do rot
I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I got a new plan the idea is real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastic school
there I found out that I'm not alone
Suffering from this flatchested syndrom
So when I wake up or go into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said
If you want your man to drown in your lust
You must, you must increase your bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

 

[King Richard]

DAMN THIS INFERNAL ENERGY DRINK
MY INSIDES ARE DYING