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[Einherjar86]

What the fuck? It's almost midnight, I'm tired and have to wake up for work in the morning, and this thread makes no fucking sense. Who the fuck cares about McDonald's? Who the fuck doesn't eat meat? Why the fuck would anyone ever eat their cell phone? Fuck, now I'm hungry. I'm hungry, and I have to go to bed. If I eat I'll be awake, and if I don't I'm going to lie here and my stomach's going to fucking growl all night long. Fuck you all. Fuck this thread. I want the old one back. And I want a sandwich. One of you bitches make me a sandwich!

 

[damnromulans]

OK but it takes about 2 1/2 weeks to ship from southern Japan to western NY.

 

[Episteme]

I wouldn't be threatened by someone who was the other sex though, obviously they serve different purposes. I think that's why it's not painful that my first love is gay; it's not like he left me for another chick, he just doesn't want a chick.

One of my girlfriend's friends is a bisexual control freak who hates being called gay. He claims he loves the emotional attachment that he gets from having a girlfriend but he also has a boyfriend who he gets a massive sexual power trip from butt fucking him. He doesn't take it, he dishes it. I don't see how that is not gay.

 

[damnromulans]

That isn't necessarily gay. Is prison rape gay? Either way he sounds like he's got too much on his plate unless his girlfriends are cool with that.

 

[Chanakya]

Butt-fucking a guy is gay, end of the story.

 

[Krow]

Speaking of butt pain... I fell and bruised my tailbone on ice last night...

 

[damnromulans]

But a hole is a hole!

It's not like a dude can mistake a dude for a woman though, and buttsex does require effort.

Edit: Krow that sucks. It will hurt for 2 weeks.

 

[waif]

OK but it takes about 2 1/2 weeks to ship from southern Japan to western NY.

New Val!

 

[Episteme]

I suppose, he currently doesn't have a girlfriend but misses the thought of having one. He only seems sexually attracted to males though.

I'd say prison rape is pretty gay either way.

 

[damnromulans]

Did Val make sandwiches or something?

 

[Chanakya]

It's not like a dude can mistake a dude for a woman

That validates my point.

@ Krow, I feel your pain man. About three days ago, while playing football I slipped on gravel and fell down ass first, with my tailbone crashing on a stone. It still hurts while sitting, real bad.

 

[Valerie]

Did Val make sandwiches or something?

Not for any of these losers.

 

[Krow]

heh. the lady's driveway is a nightmare. it's a goatpath to begin with and its frozen down to a glare of ice. I had to walk her up it because my car couldnt make it (and shes pregnant... dont want her falling) on my way down I fell... landed on my ass... my ass, both hands and feet on the ground... i still slid about 5 more feet. Got up, fell again, bruised my pride pretty hard.

 

[damnromulans]

not to mention your butt area.

 

[Episteme]

Sounds like me iceskating or trying to ice skate

 

[damnromulans]

Ice skating and snowboarding: two activities that result in terrible butt area pain.

 

[waif]

With snowboarding you're falling on snow, and it's an incline rather than flat. I've snowboarded and fallen a shitload and it didn't hurt.

 

[Matt]

Snowboarding sounds fun as fuck. I need to get up the ski resort in my area pretty soon.

 

[damnromulans]

If you're on the bunny hill....

Ananth, pardon me for being rude but why do so many 30+ South Asian men have mustaches?

 

[Episteme]

Ice skating hurts so much more than snowboarding. I tried ice skating recently and spent most of my time falling on my tailbone. I tried my hand at snowboarding when I was 11(12 years ago), I fell a fair bit too but it didn't hurt.