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Ananth, pardon me for being rude but why do so many 30+ South Asian men have mustaches?

Haha, that's not being rude at all. It's a symbol of manliness I guess! I find it funny myself.
P.S. My dad has a mustache [if you hadn't noticed in that pic].

Edit: Now that I gave it a thought, invariably only the Sadhus or ascetics grew out their beards, so the viking manliness aspect is ruled out. Plus, beards without mustaches or goatees invoke the image of a muslim dude and most of Indian Hindu's Islamophobic sentiment prevents that.
 
I noticed, which is why I thought I'd ask. haha.

I love when I go clubbing in the States to some trashy college dance bar and there are awkward South Asian dudes there with mustaches who just stand on the dance floor and occasionally try to touch the ladies.
 
I love when I go clubbing in the States to some trashy college dance bar and there are awkward South Asian dudes there with mustaches who just stand on the dance floor and occasionally try to touch the ladies.

Well, who doesn't want to touch the ladies? But I know exactly what you're talking about. It's not only in the U.S. but the same happens here as well. That's why it is essential for a moderngirl to walk with a badass looking guy when she walks around. One of my many great pastimes is to make fun of the way they talk :lol: They invariably sound like Russel Peters' Indian stereotype, which by the way not everyone talks like.
This makes me think about this other fad. Kids in international schools talk in a fucking valley girl accent. It's more hilarious considering the fact that a few of them haven't even gone to the U.S. to begin with. This wannabe culture annoys the fuck out of me. Especially when someone goes as a tourist to England [for 2 weeks?] and picks up an American accent. What the fuck?!
 
So I broke up with my girlfriend. And...I'm fucking miserable right now. Great job.
 
No, Cyth, don't go! We love you, man.

Some guy committed suicide yesterday by jumping onto the rail tracks; he was inevitably run over, and all trains were detained for about an hour.
 
This is no time for jokes. I'm going to go throw myself into traffic. Bye.

You're not going to start feeling any better if you keep thinking so negatively. Maybe if you explain what happened someone can help you. Nothing is worth killing yourself over, especially not any one single thing, because there's way too much more to live for, even if you don't see it right away.
 
If it didn't work out, then it didn't work out. Being so down because of something that happened doesn't help things, look at what you can do to go forward, as it were.
 
This is no time for jokes. I'm going to go throw myself into traffic. Bye.

Stop being an emo bitch man. What the fuck is your problem?

So you dumped your broad, big deal. There are like, you know, millions other broads out there.

There's nothing wrong in a little heartache, but you seriously need to take a step back and realize that it's not the end of the world. Of course, this is assuming you're not messing with us.