New Year's Plans!!!
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MajestikMøøse
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So as it turns out, I did end up going out for a bit tonight. Jammed in some dude's studio with some friends and then after the people who were running the bar upstairs got pissed off at us making all the noise asked us to leave we went to this one dude's house where I ran into this dumbshit who I have a long history of being unable to communicate with (usually ends up as a staring contest or me just laughing maniacially in his face until he either shuts up or violence erupts.) They drew a carciture of myself and this fat kid:
and then we drove around for a bit, then I went come because I felt awkward going to this other person's house whom I don't know at all, and I'd only know my one friend there, who was tagging along with this other dude in the first place. So anyway, here I am, not even drunk, no me(e/a)tings with womenfolk. Yeah, my new years has almost been a horrible failure so far.
and then we drove around for a bit, then I went come because I felt awkward going to this other person's house whom I don't know at all, and I'd only know my one friend there, who was tagging along with this other dude in the first place. So anyway, here I am, not even drunk, no me(e/a)tings with womenfolk. Yeah, my new years has almost been a horrible failure so far.
Thanatopsis123
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dorian gray said:
I just went out for dinner with a friend, the friend ran into another friend there who was engaged to the hostess who thought my friend was gay and, therefore, sent over a gay waiter "because gay people click". After the meal we ran into the friend's friend again and couldn't get away without an all too long conversation with him. He's a fucking low talker so I did a lot of smiling and nodding to god only knows what.
Then rented a game, played for a while, and now I'll probably go to bed soon.
See, doesn't my lameness make you feel better?
J.
Old Fart
dorian gray said:
yo nigga. i worked until about 6:45, came home and ate some pizza. got on the internet, listened to Rivendell and Graveland, watched 2 episodes of Rescue Me (best show ever), banged the wife, drank a St. Pauli Girl, and now here I am again.
gotta be at work at 8AM.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Claws of Perdition
Wipes sitting down
Was at a mates place, blasted lots of metal and headbanged 
Drank lots of beers and had a BBQ, then made pizza and hashbrowns mmm
Threw up all the food and banged the girlfriend twice!
I think she woke everyone up in the house hahahaha thats right im a sexbomb :Smug:
Drank lots of beers and had a BBQ, then made pizza and hashbrowns mmm
Threw up all the food and banged the girlfriend twice!
I think she woke everyone up in the house hahahaha thats right im a sexbomb :Smug:
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
lurch70 said:did anyone lose their virginity while being on RC with us ... i mean,not while browsing the forum... I mean did we help anyone get ashen here?
Actually that's one of the things I took care of during my hiatus from RC.
So I'm at work now with a bottle of Grey Goose (yeah baby I drink in STYLE) geting slowly fucked up. We're about to close up for half an hour and get burgers. I hope my boss stays in canada forever.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Pyrus, it used to be just you and me... hating Mads for his exploits.
This unity has been broken.
now I hate you too.
This unity has been broken.
now I hate you too.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
well, I haven't banged any hot Danish chicks doggystyle in the shower, or had frrantic British threesomes.
BUT IT COULD HAPPEN
BUT IT COULD HAPPEN
MajestikMøøse
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Thanatopsis123
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We timed it so that the death star blew up in Return of the Jedi at exactly 12:00...and when i say exactly, i mean exactly, it was fucking amazing. im wasted.
the wierdest fucking shit ... after being bored to death on one bar ... we wne to this Irish bar, where after about 30 minutes the DJ starts playing this Romanian Hip Hop song ... and the whole place goes apeshit ...
I am like WTF ???????
It turns out that by total chance I stumbled upon THE Romanian party in NYC ... and I never go them, even if I know about them.
Good times though ... Romanian chicks are total sleazes and sluts
I am like WTF ???????
It turns out that by total chance I stumbled upon THE Romanian party in NYC ... and I never go them, even if I know about them.
Good times though ... Romanian chicks are total sleazes and sluts
neal
wizard in black
massive amounts of cocktails, massive amounts of chinese food, massive amounts of bong rips, and massive amounts of huge tv viewing. i got drunk, fat, high, and dumb.
fuckin, god damn went to my bro's house, had fun with him, his shick, some married couple, his sister, and some chick. drinking game got everyone fucked up, then the single chick and i sorta hit it off and she ended up getting called by her boyfriend and she said "screw you i'm with my new boyfriend Adrian, you suck" and i was grunting HEY!!! in the background just fer kicks and shit.
then it was time for everyone to pass out and i hit the floor in the guest room and that chick said "i'm not sleeping in there with him!!! (me)" so i told her to shut up because i was so hosed i couldn't get it up anyhow, crawled into bed with her, woke up a few hours later, took a piss, and headed home.
either way she gave me her phone number so i'm probably gonna call her anyhow, haha. fuckin tired. happy new beer's.
then it was time for everyone to pass out and i hit the floor in the guest room and that chick said "i'm not sleeping in there with him!!! (me)" so i told her to shut up because i was so hosed i couldn't get it up anyhow, crawled into bed with her, woke up a few hours later, took a piss, and headed home.
either way she gave me her phone number so i'm probably gonna call her anyhow, haha. fuckin tired. happy new beer's.
Night Mare
Camberwell Carrot
Headed up into the hills with a select group of mates, got completely shitfaced on beer, wine, spirits and weed, had an awesome few hours, then a shitty few hours after that.
One of the highlights of the night would be lying on the road with the singer of my band, talking about life and praying a car doesn't come.
The low point was probably when I decided to drink and smoke myself to sleep, ended up chundering then passing out on the back patio.
One of the highlights of the night would be lying on the road with the singer of my band, talking about life and praying a car doesn't come.
The low point was probably when I decided to drink and smoke myself to sleep, ended up chundering then passing out on the back patio.
New years eve sucked.
Had some beers at my girlfriend's place, 'cause her daughter where with her grandparents. The store closed a mintue before we got there, so we picked up a frozen pizza at a gas station. Went to this piano bar, which is also the first place my girlfriend and I became an official couple, so we thought it'd be nice. Just as we're approaching midnight, my girlfriend has to go to the restroom, and she returns 3 minutes into the year of 2006. Real nice.
Then, we go to this party, but it turns out that we know NO ONE there, so we leave after 20 minutes. As we're in the cab on the way home, she starts yawning. Then, as we're in bed, we start kissing and such, and about a minute after I've started fondling her, I hear "ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz....." Real nice.
Then, next morning, she wakes at the break of dawn, complaining that I'm stealing the sheets and blah blah blah, so she goes to sleep in another room. Later that day, after I've confirmed that there is to be no morning-sex, she starts marching around the appartment with a real grouchy look on her face. I ask what's wrong, and she gets real pissed, saying that I'm paranoid and all that nonsense. Then, she asks me to leave.
And now I'm here, complaining, and wondering what the hell is wrong. Women suck.
Had some beers at my girlfriend's place, 'cause her daughter where with her grandparents. The store closed a mintue before we got there, so we picked up a frozen pizza at a gas station. Went to this piano bar, which is also the first place my girlfriend and I became an official couple, so we thought it'd be nice. Just as we're approaching midnight, my girlfriend has to go to the restroom, and she returns 3 minutes into the year of 2006. Real nice.
Then, we go to this party, but it turns out that we know NO ONE there, so we leave after 20 minutes. As we're in the cab on the way home, she starts yawning. Then, as we're in bed, we start kissing and such, and about a minute after I've started fondling her, I hear "ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz....." Real nice.
Then, next morning, she wakes at the break of dawn, complaining that I'm stealing the sheets and blah blah blah, so she goes to sleep in another room. Later that day, after I've confirmed that there is to be no morning-sex, she starts marching around the appartment with a real grouchy look on her face. I ask what's wrong, and she gets real pissed, saying that I'm paranoid and all that nonsense. Then, she asks me to leave.
And now I'm here, complaining, and wondering what the hell is wrong. Women suck.
Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
Holy crap does that ever suck dude. I've had nights extremely close to what you just experienced before with ex-girfriends and thinking about them makes me extremely glad to be completely single right now.
