New Year's Plans!!!

[Dev]

New years eve sucked.

Had some beers at my girlfriend's place, 'cause her daughter where with her grandparents. The store closed a mintue before we got there, so we picked up a frozen pizza at a gas station. Went to this piano bar, which is also the first place my girlfriend and I became an official couple, so we thought it'd be nice. Just as we're approaching midnight, my girlfriend has to go to the restroom, and she returns 3 minutes into the year of 2006. Real nice.

Then, we go to this party, but it turns out that we know NO ONE there, so we leave after 20 minutes. As we're in the cab on the way home, she starts yawning. Then, as we're in bed, we start kissing and such, and about a minute after I've started fondling her, I hear "ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz....." Real nice.

Then, next morning, she wakes at the break of dawn, complaining that I'm stealing the sheets and blah blah blah, so she goes to sleep in another room. Later that day, after I've confirmed that there is to be no morning-sex, she starts marching around the appartment with a real grouchy look on her face. I ask what's wrong, and she gets real pissed, saying that I'm paranoid and all that nonsense. Then, she asks me to leave.

And now I'm here, complaining, and wondering what the hell is wrong. Women suck.

Holy shit +2. The worst part is her getting pissed for nothing. Excessive reliance on senses fucking suck if you ask me [/homo]

 

[Ellestin]

Women suck.

Then start sucking too

 

[Dick Sirloin]

i was grunting HEY!!! in the background just fer kicks and shit.

Were they CELTIC FROST "Hey!!"s?

Me and some friends went to Longhorn at 7:30 and didn't get a table until 9. During this time we made fun of a homeless guy outside who was accosting people for cigarettes and trying to get arrested so he could have a warm place to sleep. He claimed he was in the military and was in Beruit in 1979. America didn't go into Beruit until '82.

Then me, my friend and two chicks go to this one shitty restaurant/bar that was 21+ only, and I didn't have my fake ID so we decided to come back to my house, where we proceeded to get fairly toasted. Groping was involved.

 

[lurch70]

Holy crap does that ever suck dude. I've had nights extremely close to what you just experienced before with ex-girfriends and thinking about them makes me extremely glad to be completely single right now.

so singlehood happened ... sucks, but from your stories, good to hear that

 

[Dark One]

so singlehood happened ... sucks, but from your stories, good to hear that

Thanks man. Yeah - in a whirlwind that all happened at once, no more job & no more girlfriend. I'm basically rearranging my whole life though, so in the end I'm hoping to come out of everything better off. I was going down a tunnel that had no light at the end so it was time to make some serious decisions.

In the end (regarding her), if you're unwilling to help yourself, then you can't expect to be helped. If you want to keep throwing your life down the toilet, fine - you have that right. But don't expect me to go down there with you.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Holy crap does that ever suck dude. I've had nights extremely close to what you just experienced before with ex-girfriends and thinking about them makes me extremely glad to be completely single right now.

Yeah, it sucks alright, but I don't think I'm ready to experience singlehood quite yet. We've been together for (EDIT four (what the hell was I thinking?) years now, and we're engaged to be married. She probably just woke up and decided that she was having a bad day and lashed out at me. But like 95% of the time, she's the best girlfriend ever, so I'll allow this about three times a year, I think.

Imagine, after four years, she still gives head on nearly weekly basis!

I still haven't heard from her though, so I'm kinda worried right now, but it has always worked out in the end before...

 

[Dark One]

Good to hear. Good luck!

 

[lurch70]

Jason ... you're coming to NYC for Anthrax next week?

 

[Dark One]

Hopefully - just waiting on my ticket which Gugs is getting on Tuesday.

 

[lurch70]

great, looks like Tuesday's the day for me to pick up mine as well. maybe I'll bump into gugs in the city.

 

[MFJ]

My friend and I intended to watch the ball drop and all of that crap, but we were so fucking drugged out that when we looked at the clock, it was 12:03. We said, "oh" and kept watching Howard Stern. Good times.

 

[dorian gray]

glad to hear some stories as lame as mine. went to bed at 10 pm after changing my sons diaper. highlight of the day. i kinda wished i was on the schedule today so at least i could be making some money instead of sitting here on the internet. oh well. its like 70 degrees and sunny out so fuck it - time to go for a walk.

ps: and LOL @ dudes with wierd girlfriends. why are you surprised? hahahaha

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

I had band practice and and drank wine at a friends house till 11. Came home and hung out with my girlfriend till like 1:30. Smoked and drank a little more then went to bed around 3. Woke up with the worst fucking cold I've had in a good while. Shitty start to the year.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

uhhh...is anyone aside from myself not doing a goddam thing? i mean, ill probably play some video games, watch a movie, jerk off, and go to bed about 10. theres gotta be somebody thats as lame as i am. come on guys

Nope. Pretty sure you won the lame contest.

I got into the city at about, oh, 2:30 PM or so. Began drinking by 3 PM. Began doing drugs by (I think) 6 PM. I don't know, somewhere in there was a Black Crowes concert and then sunrise.

2 days later and I'm still recovering.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i have to confess, i got really drunk and......danced. ugh. man i fucking hate dancing. i was trying to get on this girl, and failed. at least the dancing would have almost been justified, but now i'll never hear the end of it from my friends

 

[dorian gray]

LOL @ you @ 6'5, dancing

 

[cthulufhtagn]

LOL @ you @ 6'5, dancing

oh man dude all it would take is one drunken night and one camcorder, and after watching it i would NEVER dance again

i CAN'T dance, at all

 

[dorian gray]

who can?

 

[NAD]

negros.

or is it spelled negroes? shit niggah, iunno.

 

[lurch70]

i dance

look like Jar Jar ... but I dance